this onion article but for everyone making a big production out of throwing out all their Lightning cables and then realizing that they still need it to charge AirPods or a keyboard or a mouse or a trackpad

https://www.theonion.com/box-with-cooking-instructions-immediately-retrieved-fro-1819592256

obviously the most important thing we got from the iMac’s existence was the translucent George Foreman grill