Cast iron skillet, fresh eggs, cooked in bacon grease? FUCKKKKKK YEAHHHHHH

#healthstr

Raw dogging Costco:

Hop into Prius (2007 POS)

Drive that baby hard, getting ~35 MPG pedal to the metal. Fuck yah.

Line up for gas. Full tank. Don’t even look at the price. It’s basically nothing (2007 Prius POS).

Get out of POS, walk to the entrance. Carts are for pussies.

Whip out Costco credit card and get that bitch scanned.

*BEEP* Costco employee: you’re good.

Of course I’m good, I’m a god dam bitcoiner.

Walk all the way to the back. Look at the rotisserie chickens for $4.99

Smirk under my breath knowing I won’t be buying anything but a tray of organic pastured raised eggs.

Grab the tray of eggs, use only one hand tho.

Time to pay, self checkout OBVIOUSLY.

Oh shit what is this? Pull out my mother fucking FOLD CARD. What’s that? 0.5% days back on my $14.99 eggs? You fucking betcha, Bitcoin to ♾️ so basically ♾️ cash back.

Get my receipt checked at the exit. Stunned look by the receipt checker. “Only eggs?” She said. I nod with a twinkle in my eye.

Writes number down on my receipt, throw it in trash immediately.

Hop back inside 2007 POS Prius. Eggs secured with seatbelt.

Fuck you costco, I only spent $14.99 and got sats back.

😎🤘

#bitcoin #story #sats #costco

Who?

If someone tells you that they have a trading system that can beat hodling, while also claiming to be an OG Bitcoiner from the early days… ask them a simple question.

Are you rich as fuck?

Because you should be massively wealthy if you’ve been here since the early days and your trading system works.

Literally a whole wall in the supermarket with nonfat yogurt and even nonfat plus non-sugar yogurt.

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Watching a new wave of idiots join Nostr is such a beautiful thing.

Hello everyone, I’ve literally just joined the Nostr community and I just wanted to say hello. 👋

#introductions

Facts:

There are 155,238 gallons of water on earth per satoshi.

There are 6,985,714 gallons of water in the solar system per satoshi.

There are 698,571,400,000,000 gallons of water in the solar system per #Bitcoin.

That's 1.06 billion olympic swimming pools per Bitcoin, or 10.6 pools per satoshi.

Currently, you can buy 0.00000001 gallons of water for one satoshi.

If you like it when I spit facts on Nostr (and not yet Twitter), feel free to spit me some sats. 😉🧡

Looking to dive into the “deep end” of Nostr.