How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it.

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.

The first known customer service complaint was written by..

Tuten-Karen

My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.

I can’t do that. I can’t quit cold Turkey.

So many people these days are too judgmental.

I can tell just by looking at them.

I love telling Dad jokes..

Sometimes, he even laughs.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

GUESS WHAT I SAW.

Wood.

Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine.

Can’t believe that for years I've been living under a Rock.

A man was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses.

His condition has been described as stable.

Costume party

Host: What are you?

Me: A harp

Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp.

Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

British people be like I’m bri ish

It’s because they drank the t

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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation