There are two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides of first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What is a physicist’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Entropy isn’t what it used to.

What do you call an educated tube?

A graduated cylinder.

Why did I divide Sin by Tan?

Just Cos.

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

After 20 years of working on it, I’ve finally finished my physics book.

It’s about time.

What’s the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all of your devices and accesses all your data.

The other is a hardware standard.

Can anyone tell me the unit of power?

Sam Bankman-Fried: 1) Watt

My wife said to me: I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works.

I replied, that makes two of us

What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?

There is still some hope in recovering some of your funds after Mt Gox

Why do governments hate Bitcoin?

They don’t like the idea of Proof Of Work.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Satoshi.

Satoshi who?

Knock, knock.

The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.

That’s sound advice.

I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.

Couldn’t drive the bus either.

What do hospital gowns and insurance policies have in common?

You’re never covered as much as you think you are.

It’s not a real economic downturn until people stop buying pre-shredded cheese.

That’s the start of the grate depression.

I was gonna do another bank joke..

But I lost interest

If you have hate bankers

You are not a loan