A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him.

They said

“Yes” “Oui” “Sí” “Ja”

My dad used to hit me with cameras

I still have flashbacks

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears..

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

I’ve decided to name my son Mark.

That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.

I wanted to make a sodium joke

But then i was like Na

Want to hear a circumcision joke?

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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke..

But I can Samurais

How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

My vaccine dad joke failed

But it was worth a shot

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick bird.

Watched a documentary on drugs last night. Five Stars.

Most documentaries are more enjoyable that way.

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

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What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?

Twobearculousis

I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport puns

My doctor says it’s terminal

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul.

A big light switch is a major turn-on

I often worry about German sausages

Basically I fear the wurst

Been coughing up black feathers a lot recently.

The doctors think I might have Corvid.

What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??

An Optical Aleutian