The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.
They really bend over backwards for their country.
Why do the British like real estate?
Because it is proper-tea
Cashier: Sir can I have your card again?
Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.
Two women were sharing the same ID card
Sharon is Karen
My dad has a crippling deli meat addiction
He has to quit cold turkey
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Guess the movie:
π§Έ π
I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks.
I guess I have too much time on my hands.
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
Why did the bear wear slippers?
To cover his bear feet
I went for a body wax today for $200.
What a rip off!
My dentist apologized for using wax on my cavity.
No hard fillings.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At a second hand store.
What language do oranges speak?
Mandarin