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Spotted at Celsius HQ:
How stable is USDC:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Satoshi Nakamoto.
Satoshi Nakamoto who?
[REDACTED]
Why is the US government against Bitcoin?
They hate the idea of Proof Of Work
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews.
Only 1 star.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.
People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
What language do things that fly in the sky speak..
Plane english
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
Dad, do you know why it’s so dark at night?
Dad: No sun
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.