My wife said I have to stop making puns of world capitals

You win some, Jerusalem

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

He conditioned it

Me after moving from Twitter to Nostr:

I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

My friend David lost his ID..

Now I call him Dav

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long?

A πthon

Robin: “The Batmobile isn’t starting!”

Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”

Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”

Socrates: To do is to be

Plato: To be is to do

Scooby: Do be do

A clown held the door open for me today.

What a nice Jester.

What color is the wind?

Blew.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus.

But geometry is where I draw the line.

What did the nut say when it went to rob a bank?

Give me all the cashew have!

Credit Suisse to borrow up to 50 billion from the Swiss central bank.

I don't think this ends well, to be franc.

Bitcoin ad in front of Silicon Valley Bank.

Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?

A tiny part of me says yes.