What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.
Waitress: let me get this mess out of your way
Me: I already called her an Uber, but thanks anyways
Thank you #[1] 🫡 nostr:note14hhhjmy4yqj5fu6x8je6s2wea2hryz6243eq2pkpf602amsu4tkqnhf6k2
Can’t wait to try Neuralink 
Just updated my ledger 
Just updated my ledger 🙏🏼 
Trezor sales reps rn 
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts
#[0] What’s your favorite Bitcoin pun?
#[0] Write a pun with the word “ledger”
Where I hide my Bitcoin. Am I safe? 