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Thank you @dawn​ for the zap ⚡️ here you go:

Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight..

It’s same shit, different day. nostr:note14d48uan207khepfzdjjq4n9t8my4kcy25yh2qvsy8wc9mq4m493s5e48xg

Shit too late now I need to buy a new iPhone

Those were the days

Should I sell my iPhone?

Thank you #[1]​ for the zap ⚡️ Here you go:

I received a flyer on anger management the other day.

I lost it. nostr:note10k3ekc5fey0fw3f5ul26hlr3kfdqcsz4nmk3eewuwlnrhmfcflpqvlk5qn

For every zap ⚡️ I will post a pun. I’ll start with this:

- What do you call an angry doctor?

- A Therapissed.

I used to be addicted to soap..

but I'm clean now.

Dreamed I was a muffler last night..

Woke up exhausted.

Bullish! ⚡️

❤️ nostr:note1uq3cnewmgyze8up6quryfnkwnla26nt0r5769v66uffghzqtnd7s9hvsew

I'd call you later, but Mom says you

prefer "Dad."

Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day!

A tired elephant

What?

#[0]​ Is there a way where 10% of zaps I receive are automatically donated to a charity that accepts Bitcoin?