My Grandfather knew that the Titanic was going to sink. He kept telling everyone but they just ignored him.

In the end, they threw him out of the cinema

Write 10 puns using the word “jack”

#[0]​ Write a pun about #[1]

#[1]

Thank you @dawn​ for the zap ⚡️ here you go:

Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight..

It’s same shit, different day. nostr:note14d48uan207khepfzdjjq4n9t8my4kcy25yh2qvsy8wc9mq4m493s5e48xg

Shit too late now I need to buy a new iPhone

Those were the days

Should I sell my iPhone?

Thank you #[1]​ for the zap ⚡️ Here you go:

I received a flyer on anger management the other day.

I lost it. nostr:note10k3ekc5fey0fw3f5ul26hlr3kfdqcsz4nmk3eewuwlnrhmfcflpqvlk5qn

For every zap ⚡️ I will post a pun. I’ll start with this:

- What do you call an angry doctor?

- A Therapissed.

I used to be addicted to soap..

but I'm clean now.

Dreamed I was a muffler last night..

Woke up exhausted.

Bullish! ⚡️

❤️ nostr:note1uq3cnewmgyze8up6quryfnkwnla26nt0r5769v66uffghzqtnd7s9hvsew

I'd call you later, but Mom says you

prefer "Dad."

Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day!

A tired elephant