I need this shirt 
NASA recently discovered the man with the largest penis in the universe ..
But they said it wasn't an appropriate thing to put on my resume, and I didn't get the job 😞
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants
Now they’re tenants
How long should I wait for financial freedom? 
You can’t kill #bitcoin or #zaps ⚡️ 
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Interviewer: What's your name?
Me: Hired.
Interviewer: You're Hired?
Me: Thank you, sir.
Greatest inventor of all time 
During my interview today I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit.
"Nervous?" asked the interviewer.
I simply replied, "No I just always give
110%”.
😋 
He’s outside my house asking if I downloaded Threads yet. What should I do? 
