I’m back. 
🚨 No Pun Below 🚨
I would like to thank each and everyone of you for following my page, liking, reposting, and zapping. It’s been quite the ride. Thanks to nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m for helping my account get more exposure.
This will be my final post for a while. Unfortunately, I just got laid off from my full-time marketing job in the Crypto industry and it’s time to focus on finding a new job to support my family.
You guys have been awesome and I’ve never seen such a positive community on any other social media network.
PV 🙏🏼
I took a job as the head of Old McDonald’s farm
I’m the CIEIO
A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says..
"Your kid in me."
I married my wife for her looks
Just not the ones she been giving me lately.
Same designer? 
how do I get a star beside my name
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
Brrrritos
I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?
Thanks for the Baghdad!
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else..
My birthday would be 24/7
I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
I’m nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m burner account




