Recruiter: The starting salary is $40k and later it can go up to $80k.

Me: Ok, ill start later then.

Wife: I like your new beard.

Me: Thank you, it's growing on me too.

Dad, how do you cast spells?

You just follow the instructions.

Which instructions?

Yeah, those ones.

I’m back.

🚨 No Pun Below 🚨

I would like to thank each and everyone of you for following my page, liking, reposting, and zapping. It’s been quite the ride. Thanks to nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m for helping my account get more exposure.

This will be my final post for a while. Unfortunately, I just got laid off from my full-time marketing job in the Crypto industry and it’s time to focus on finding a new job to support my family.

You guys have been awesome and I’ve never seen such a positive community on any other social media network.

PV 🙏🏼

I took a job as the head of Old McDonald’s farm

I’m the CIEIO

A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says..

"Your kid in me."

I married my wife for her looks

Just not the ones she been giving me lately.

Same designer?

how do I get a star beside my name

What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?

Brrrritos

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?

Thanks for the Baghdad!

My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

So I have an uncle, once removed.

😂😂😂