I hope it is at least the supreme

The GRIDS is that advanced? RIP

I will film it for science. "Hey guys today we are dissecting a frog. Remember to smash that like button and subscribe. Today's surgery is brought to you by our friends at Raid Shadow Legends"

I'm going to take one of your kidneys to practice my budget surgery life hack

Bourbon tastes better, and I will need a few pulls to steady my hand

"Ma'am, does this rag smell funny to you?"

nostr:npub1xkc4znteqxk9p9l928lqptks9knm3d988zx5jzzar2f09wy7t0lsunayvh can send me some of his date night air freshener (chloroform)

Ooh need some ratchet straps and the battery off the car for that one

*repeated blood chokes

My google home will talk me through the complicated bits

Blood choke

Bump that number up to $50. Going to need a 90 proof bourbon

Between that, a Bic lighter, and some super glue I can perform surgery for under $10.

As a Texan this offends me terribly. I will fight everyone in that place if they charged me $60 for that trash

I will abandon the cart and go in on a solo mission

I sleep naked a lot hoping for the best

I'm not opposed to the occasional violation is all I'm saying

Fuck yeah we are 😏

Girlfriends are nice because they will make you food sometimes. Once they have kids they carry snacks with them all the time though. My wife has enough things in her purse at any given time for us to survive up to 2 days