A selection of screenshots from the stuff my woman sends me
i'm going to throw up
my fuggen nuts hurt
A MEMORIAL TO THE FALLEN
GONHORREA BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN
Got asked the difference between deadlifts and Romanian deadlifts, told her for Romanian ones instead of lifting the bar you lift stolen goods
>liberal
>"closely aligned with Pope Francis"
why couldn't have we had the nigger :cry_hq:
Looks like we have a murican pope
>sign up for facebook to use marketplace
>throws a bunch of errors on signup
>finally works
>immediately get hit with "we suspended your account"
tf mang
Just showered on full hot, no cold, shivered the whole time :idunno:
>Christ condemns jews to burn in hell
>Paul affirms this
>internet retard reduces it to “jews criticizing other jews”
"No one can accept the premises of neoliberalism and consider themselves Christian" - Pope Francis
>"I wear a lot of silver but I really like gold, I want more of it"
>red
>"I want something dainty but ornate, not too flashy or gaudy though"
>huge stone with like 5 circles of stones
>"No honey I know our first date is a good memory but I want something that symbolizes our love instead of one specific moment"
>iron man
I almost guarantee every single one of these things were said
what's the bet she was trying to drop hints about what she wanted the whole time and he ignored every single one for muh marvel
ring I bought cost less than 1k, looks damn good, and she said yes 😤