"You're not entirely wrong."

-Me refusing to admit someone was right and wrong.

I have come to the conclusion that dinosaurs have to still exist on earth. That is all for now.

I have come to the conclusion that my dog is the fastest dog on earth. That is all.

I can probably trace every problem in my life to something as not winning.

I heard the undo button would start a new era 🥸

Hard to imagine the worst confluence.

Case surging in much of the US. People are tired of limitations the virus is imposing. Economic harm is very real, painful, and persistent....

"USB-C All The Things" is being written into law. You have my full attention 👀

Someone once said apple chargers is apple juice

When someone asks me what's going on I'm like I don't have the slightest idea here.

Sometimes I just stop & think about the 1985 Once Bitten movie to understand it better 🧛

I've always questioned how if Patrick lived under a rock and has electricity or have guests over when he has no other rooms that we know of.

Someone said the Beatles were indie I thought they were a rock band someone must be mistaking them for someone else.

Everyone can carry lead

Find a way to feel better

Elon Musk is the worst for becoming ceo of Twitter. Sorry not Sorry

We’ve overvalued memes too hard as a society these days now. Ten years ago hawk tuah girl would have been embarrassed when you recognized her at a party or out in public. Now she’s been attached to a screenplay starring her and the costco guys. So I've heard.

The trip I took inside my head was INCREDIBLY OKAY last night.

That's a weird way to be saying I kinda slept okay.

Hope you slept good.

Gmorning!

The one thing I never really understood was when you're watching a movie with someone using a computer or even in school is why didn't they remember to move the freaking mouse out of the way when you're trying to watch the movie they have playing.

When you overheard someone say something they shouldn't have

Kettle Cooked Honey Dijon chips and Kettle Cooked Original Lays, let me soar over the rest of these two bags.