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William A. Ferguson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Hi, I'm William A. Ferguson, that Substack musician. You might remember me from such songs as "Fuck Your Pronouns", "You Can Pee Next To Me", "The Rot Dog Blues" and "Ain't I A Woman?" https://williamaferguson.substack.com

I figure if I throw enough shit against the wall something will stick.

This was the most targeted mass anti-terrorism operation in history. The entire strategy of Hezbollah is to hide among civilians and generate sympathy to pressure Israel to stop operations.

Of course we should sympathize with civilians. And realize their deaths are on Hezbollah.

How it started:

Sports Illustrated put a trans dude in a swimsuit on the cover of their 2023 annual swimsuit edition.

How it's going:

All of the staff at Sports Illustrated was fired today.

Go woke, go broke ... strikes again.

I don't particularly give a wet slap as do a lot of people in Indonesia but they don't play that "I'm a woman" shit, especially in Islamic Aceh.

In fact, just to show you how strict Aceh is, they sentenced a TikTok influencer to two years and a $12000 fine for saying "Bismillah" before tucking into a pork rind because she had the gall to post the deed on TikTok.

She's from Sumatra. The video was shot in Bali, where they let you eat pork.

And she's Muslim.

So I'm gonna slap up another website right now. This may or may not go according to plan.

What would alien language consist of?

The same as any other languages, really: nouns, verbs, participles, conjunctions, etc. The trick would be to try and figure it all out.

Why don't people believe in the Ancient Aliens theory?

Because it’s racist as hell.

If you ever read into the Ancient Alien theory or even watch the show a pattern starts to emerge, and it is this:

It’s never white people who got help from the aliens.

Because white people are just so awesome! We white people - and only we white people - are the ones who came up with science and engineering even though the same patterns of science and engineering were popping up all over the planet independent of white people, well…since white people weren’t present at any of these events telling these other cultures how to make things independent of white people science and engineering it stands to reason they had outside help - namely, aliens.

This is not only untrue, but also insultingly untrue.