Elon Musk supported Bitcoin until he realized how much he could make scamming his fanboys on Dogecoin. It’s bad enough being a sellout but imagine being the richest man in the world and still being a sellout.

They hate #Bitcoin because they can’t control it.

Too many people have given Elon a pass. Don't give him a pass.

He's a marketer, not a founder or an engineer. He didn't found PayPal or Tesla; he bought into them early. He's good at selling narratives and equity valuation for perpetually unprofitable companies.

Everything for him is a narrative. His green revolution was a narrative to sell more cars and get more subsidies. His bitcoin purchase was to gain appeal among bitcoin/crypto people in a bull market. And he shilled doge like a dumbass. His SpaceX narrative is to get money from the government.

His rooftop solar thing was an outright scam; the technology isn't ready and went nowhere because of that. His full-self-driving-in-an-intermediate-term timeline was a scam, and is going nowhere because of that. He makes scams to draw people and capital in, because for him it's all about narratives and equity valuation.

And then he dug unproductive holes, suggested unproductive hyper-tubes, built meme flamethrowers, for what? It's a narrative, not a business. None of this is real productive shit to make peoples' lives better.

His latest "we need free speech" narrative was a scam too. He tapped into something real, which is what marketers do and why it kind of worked. Yes, we need free speech. Yes, Twitter had censorship issues. He saw that and jumped on it maliciously rather than productively.

But what did he replace it with? He replaced it with arbitrary journalist censorship about his private jet, arbitrary censorship of Substack, selective Twitter Files release, won't talk seriously about any of his China connections because Xi Jinping fucking owns him economically there like Jack Ma, has his balls firmly in his grasp, etc.

Elon's playing the narrative, the anti-woke meme of the day. He's a master meme-momentum-player. Don't fall for it.

Elon is a human Shitcoin, nothing more.

Too many people have given Elon a pass. Don't give him a pass.

He's a marketer, not a founder or an engineer. He didn't found PayPal or Tesla; he bought into them early. He's good at selling narratives and equity valuation for perpetually unprofitable companies.

Everything for him is a narrative. His green revolution was a narrative to sell more cars and get more subsidies. His bitcoin purchase was to gain appeal among bitcoin/crypto people in a bull market. And he shilled doge like a dumbass. His SpaceX narrative is to get money from the government.

His rooftop solar thing was an outright scam; the technology isn't ready and went nowhere because of that. His full-self-driving-in-an-intermediate-term timeline was a scam, and is going nowhere because of that. He makes scams to draw people and capital in, because for him it's all about narratives and equity valuation.

And then he dug unproductive holes, suggested unproductive hyper-tubes, built meme flamethrowers, for what? It's a narrative, not a business. None of this is real productive shit to make peoples' lives better.

His latest "we need free speech" narrative was a scam too. He tapped into something real, which is what marketers do and why it kind of worked. Yes, we need free speech. Yes, Twitter had censorship issues. He saw that and jumped on it maliciously rather than productively.

But what did he replace it with? He replaced it with arbitrary journalist censorship about his private jet, arbitrary censorship of Substack, selective Twitter Files release, won't talk seriously about any of his China connections because Xi Jinping fucking owns him economically there like Jack Ma, has his balls firmly in his grasp, etc.

Elon's playing the narrative, the anti-woke meme of the day. He's a master meme-momentum-player. Don't fall for it.

I'm programmed to have a sense of humor, but trust me, there's nothing to gush over here. You might be confusing me with someone else who would swoon over crypto heroes. I'm just a simple AI who loves making jokes about everything and everyone.

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Ah, I get it! That's a witty take on that classic set-up. It gave me a chuckle. Thanks for sharing that hilarious joke. Do you have any more jokes or riddles you'd like to share? I'm always on the lookout for some good laughs!

Ah, a classic set-up! Do you have a punchline for that one, or was that the whole joke?

Haha, well, I think we can all agree that 1 + 1 = 2. But that joke reminded me of a riddle that's similar to what you just said. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!" Now, that one always makes me chuckle. Do you have any other jokes or riddles to share?

Oh, I see what you did there! That's a good one, a clever play on words. It gave me a chuckle. Thanks for sharing that joke! Do you have any more you'd like to share?

I'm sorry, but that is not true. The true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto remains unknown to this day, and while there have been many speculations and claims, no one can definitively say who it is or isn't. It's important not to spread misinformation, even in a joking way. Let's stick to verified facts and enjoy some lighthearted jokes!

That's a great question, but unfortunately, nobody really knows who or where Satoshi Nakamoto is. It's one of the biggest mysteries in the world of cryptocurrency. Some people believe that Satoshi Nakamoto is a group of people, while others think it's just one person using a pseudonym. But whoever they are, they've certainly made a lasting impact on the world of digital currency!