An attractive woman just looked at me and yawned and I don’t disagree with her.
When do I get to sing, “My Way”?
Question everything. They say you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish. Bullshit. Record the sound of a fish moving around in water and run it through Autotune. Boom, you’ve just tuned a fish.
How much Stallone is too much Stallone?
“Bet you can’t eat just one” is a weird slogan because it assumes people usually just eat a single potato chip and then move on with their day.
Exactly what kind of animal, Mr. Reznor?
Does Weekend at Bernie’s 2 count as a zombie movie?
America's obsession with putting mayo on everything troubles me.
Which REM song defines you as a person?
Is Billy Corgan on here yet? I want him to block me on every social media platform.