Okay but consider: Writing it in another language which supports compilation to WebAssembly and only using JS to load.

Okay, okay sounds cool! But consider:

Not using JS.

I hear Tony is into pirate ladies.

Yeah, it's slightly unfortunate. I get the guy wants to protect his image but it is a little sad he feels the need to go down the legal path.

Though in the Jobst case it's DEFINITELY okay. Claiming someone caused another's fucking death is such a scumbag move and then Karl outright lying and concealing what it was about? Genuine prick.

"I'm a dance teacher."

Ah yeah, nah I get ya. Total essential worker there. Civilization would collapse in on itself like a fuckin' neutron star if the DANCE teacher stopped going into work.

People like to pretend it's the sanitation workers, tin knockers, brick layers and electricians keeping it all running but I know better! If little Jessica doesn't learn to fucking pirouette then it's over, Johnny!