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GregZaj
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#Bitcoin and Dank Memes. Opinions are my own. This is a comedy account.
Replying to Avatar BTC Piano Tuner 🎹⚡️⛏

The ability to know anything about anything instantly without having to look it up
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GregZaj 2y ago

Can't form long term memories.

Replying to Avatar Susiebdds

Terrakinesis
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GregZaj 2y ago

Tinnitus.

Replying to Avatar Tatum Turn Up

This whole thread is just gonna be a bunch of “shit yourself” side effects methinks
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GregZaj 2y ago

In spirit if not in practice.

Replying to Avatar The Daniel 🖖

Ability to stop time for everyone else.
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GregZaj 2y ago

Only lasts 3 seconds. Makes you cum.

Replying to Avatar 2Pac

I want to be able to undo side effects
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GregZaj 2y ago

Terrible skin rash.

Replying to Avatar dandro

Omnipotence, like Q from Next Generation
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GregZaj 2y ago

Inability to do basic math.

Replying to Avatar harambe

Invincible 😂
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GregZaj 2y ago

Local gravity eliminated.

Replying to Avatar Sean Harris🏀

1,000,000 sats streamed to me daily
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GregZaj 2y ago

They only stream through your node in lightning routing.

Replying to Avatar dr.fred

making bitcoin go to 100000 trillion usd per coin
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GregZaj 2y ago

You never catch the spike.

Replying to Avatar :P

Stay forever21.lol
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GregZaj 2y ago

You now are confined to the store location of the nearest forever21.

Replying to Avatar Tatum Turn Up

Flying
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GregZaj 2y ago

Shit your pants on every take off.

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Everytime you teleport your dick shrinks a quarter inch!
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GregZaj 2y ago

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

Replying to Avatar no₿ody™ 🧱

But you always teleport to the same place
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GregZaj 2y ago

LMFAO #[2]

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GregZaj 2y ago

OK, you can choose a superpower, but the first person to reply to you can choose a side effect, Go!

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GregZaj 2y ago

GM

Replying to Avatar preston

Where’s #[4]​ taking us?
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GregZaj 2y ago

Also now I'm gonna have to bastardize this.

Replying to Avatar preston

Where’s #[4]​ taking us?
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GregZaj 2y ago

I told you that nickname in confidence.

Replying to Avatar no₿ody™ 🧱

Certain bitcoiners are really really not humble lol
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GregZaj 2y ago

👀

Replying to Avatar Tetsu Tamasi

FU Greg 🥔
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GregZaj 2y ago

Stahp it.

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GregZaj 2y ago

GM

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