maybe some rosemary too

you know one perk of being tiny? everyone just lets me finagle my way to the front, no questions asked.

some S&P is all you need

might as well put 'em in the same bag then

put that steak in a warm bath, it'll be fine

a little excessive tbh

can't rush perfection

k but you should sous vide it first

that's a steak toaster oven

putting the cabbage, potatoes, and carrots in at the end but my mom insisted that tomatoes are NOT a part of the traditional Irish recipe. I said, "how do you know, are you Irish?" and she was like, "if you don't wanna listen then don't ask the question!"

I deferred.

about a year ago she gave me a shirt that had some sort of Irish Pelican and a beer on it.

she has her opinions.

OOPS 😂

you should see my face every time he drops a selfie.

I hope I didn't just commit an Irish Heresy by putting raw corned beef in the instant pot.

if ur not a crab don't go at people sideways like that

u guys I tried to make matcha latte art but all I got was this middle finger

just want you to know that the youths do not think I look like Jerry and have gone to great lengths to make sure I'm aware of this.

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IS SHE GETTING IT DONE OR IS SHE NOT GETTING IT DONE

"STOP BEING CRYPTIC" oh fuck no

just FYI: I do have a lot empathy for models who've been exploited from a young age bc I understand how painful it is to just want to fulfill a dream only to be surrounded by a bunch of creeps and predators.

not saying they're all mentally stable, but there are some models very much worth admiring for speaking out knowing that the consequences will be severe. I don't hold any grudges against anyone for the way I've been personally picked apart, cause let's be frank, it's an honor to inspire creativity or ingenuity in anyone.

I actually really love fashion and beautiful clothing, it's just not the scene that I needed to be birthed from. imo, being a model doesn't make you less capable of being an emotionally intelligent human being, and it's obvious that the very successful ones have had to be to make it in such a difficult setting.

but at the end of the day, a person's worth isn't about how beautiful they are on the outside. whatever drama that may come from the refusal to look within is just human nature at play and it's not worth the pettiness.

everyone has the choice to grow and change, and though I know there are variables outside of our control, it's probably not good form to look down on someone just because they are more petite than you!

it's tough being petite in a room full of tall people ok.

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what's it called when psyop gathers intel then the next day a whole bunch of articles drop to explain the situation?