"the CIA was using you as an operative while the FBI was using you as an analyst and Mike Pompeo wasn't sure whether to kill you or not until the FBI was like hell no she's really good bait for serial killers, so then they got in a tussle over what to do.
Republicans then used this information to wage a war on Democrats, who were actively trying to prevent an onslaught of 'anti-semitism' though it was the Dems who utilized their network to accidentally find out you were sorta Jewish and then backed off due to the hypocrisy of 'wokeness'.
meanwhile, elon and I became your self-designated 'handlers' meant to simply abate any further commentary on Zionism. we are simply deflectors in the corpopolitical establishment and have done absolutely nothing to clear your name; instead, we both have backhandedly smeared your name in order to deflect responsibility onto the feds for stopping either of us from intruding on your civilian rights."
did I get that right, jack?
how would you sum up all the reasons you didn't do what you wanted to do?
the "high IQ nerd" vs "low IQ jock" dichotomy did not, unfortunately, die in high school.
kinetic intelligence is sexy.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"that guy is a jock!" and you're still a nerd.
seems like a controlled counter psyop. ngl I'm impressed. that would make a real Chargers fan even MOAR mad 🤨
the raiders???
Corgi pups march in single file to conceal the strength of their number from the enemy https://t.co/SN4kJww4CD https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1770627640556204032/pu/vid/avc1/408x720/XBGS9pC3ec40m15t.mp4?tag=12
aww ☺️🩷
literally that stupid app will not stop injecting porn memes when I haven't looked at anything of the sort. it's so gross and creepy.
I am really excited to move on from this and have the chance to love someone again - shed some old skin, as they say.
🤍
I feel like I've forgotten what it feels like to be at sea level.
I can neither confirm nor deny that this statement is true.
autograph exchange. oops.
imma clinch that title alright.
humanity needs to know what it's like for someone like me to win.
I'll do it for you, but tbh, I would never do this for the clout or glory.
nobody does these things for all the right reasons who doesn't feel like it's a delicate and very experimental set of variables that have spun out of our control.
Jesus has to take the wheel, y'all.
it's not about me but I'll put the team on my back.
for ...
why wait for the power to make decisions when you've already earned that power through trust over time, ya know?
goddamn bro.
sad that we have such bad global leadership that it's necessary to invent a bot that screams at people, demanding answers to questions that any human could answer themselves if they just did some research.