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We’re going to need two NIP-05 verifications now to verify the real people.

Your local Memes Dealer has new memes in stock.

O̶r̶d̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ *Ordinary

#GorillaWar #GorillaWarfare

Replying to Avatar The Nostr Report

THE NOSTR REPORT

💜HAPPY ZAPPENTINE’S DAY💜

Feb 14, 2023

Block Height 776,556

Moscow Time 44:91 ⚡/ $

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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️

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#[0] “There are no bitcoin podcasts providing $130K worth of value every month. You are the yield.”

#[1]

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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨

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#[2] A blunder of wizardly proportions. Even 🧙Gandalf the 🍊Orange was no match for Nostr after he accidentally published his nsec instead of his npub on Twitter. He tweeted a new npub after discovering his mistake. https://twitter.com/BTCGandalf/status/1625540929821065247

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#[4] Asked twitter to post their npubs, 700 people responded 🤙 https://twitter.com/ODELL/status/1625015501700177920

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#[6] details how he uses ⚡Zeus⚡ wallet, Tail Scale and his ☂️Umbrel to quickly access his non-custodial lightning node.

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#[8] Could the answer to Jack’s GitHub replacement bounty be sitting under our 👃noses? Stu posits a way to use a multisig private key to create a repository of notes that could be extracted. Experts are weighing in.

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#[10] announces 9-million sats bounty for creation of a Nostr Marketplace. See post for details.

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#[12] talks at MIT about ⚡lightning addresses. Posts informative video providing a great explanation on the future of payments with ⚡lightning.

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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️

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#[14] announces #Nostrica is now fully booked. Nostrica in-person attendance is MAXED OUT! You can still join virtually. Visit https://nostrica.com for more info.

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🖥️nostr Clients🖥️

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#[17] posts updates to Nostrgram and adds the ability to record 🎙️audio🎙️ directly into notes. #[18] tests it out!

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#[21] Damus Build 2 🔥is out !!

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#[23] Snort now has pinned posts

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🏃nostr Relays🏃

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#[25] says that ☂️ Umbrel is working on a solution that will sync the history of events to your private relay.

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⚡nostr Business⚡

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#[27] DMNYC 🟠orange 💊pills his coffee guy. Time to 🟣purple 💊pill him too!

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#[29] Mutiny, a self-custodial Lightning wallet using Nostr to sign-up for their waitlist (the first as far as we know)

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#[31] The 69th node has just been admitted to #Nodestrich 🤙

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💜ZAPPENTINE’S PICK UP LINES💜

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We asked for your favorite Nostr/Bitcoin pickup lines and you delivered! Here are a few of our favorites:

“Show me your NIP and I’ll give you access to my private relay.”

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“Nice hash, wanna come back and tap my root.”

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“Did you get zapped or are you just happy to see me?”

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥

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Stay Classy Nostr.

You know you’re a true #NostrPleb when #[22] is a recap of everything you’ve been seeing in your feed. 😏

The world is burning and I’m just trying to make s’mores.

Well, my understanding is that they will propagate to all of the relays you’re subscribed to that have given you write permissions. With most new users starting off with ~7 and the average users usually adding more, that means you need to delete it from all of those. Then you get into other relays rebroadcasting events, so it could be more. Finally, people can always screenshot. Good luck getting rid of every instance of your post.

Will be checking out Podverse. Thanks for sharing.

Remember Plebs, Nostr notes are a little like diamonds — they last forever.

They’re addicted to zapping apparently

Listening to The Bitcoin Standard Podcast and going to the gym go together like PB&J.

https://fountain.fm/episode/13430095992

Trying to get better with how I use my time.

Class time -> Nap time -> Gym time

Looks like you don’t have enough BTC. *zaps*

New #Damus #[1] Build, New Meme. Oh, and drafts too. #NIP57