*goes onto twitter*

*first post seen is a FUDster peddling the WSJ article about maintainers*

That’ll be enough Twitter for the day

Ok send me 1 bitcoin and I will send 2 back, I promise 🤌🏼

What is the world record zap amount?

You flirting with my girl, dude? Only I get to share personal info with her!

How so? Isn’t this like saying bitcoin nodes themselves should be distributed/decentralized?

https://tidal.com/track/273874223

This video being a minute long is wild🤣🤣

Only if it comes with a super duper rare sat

Being a zap virgin would be so embarrassing

Every time I touch the door handle to my office I get shocked, which reminds me of zaps, which makes me go on nostr, which means I hope scroll endlessly and get no work done

Oh well

Petition to rename Bitcoin, butcoin so I don’t have to worry about typos anymore

#[3] huer ⚡️ not werk

Ok contest over, Weiner iz

#[1]

15,000 zapadoofles headed to u, all participants Zapid

#[2]

#[2]

GZY!!!

One of my New Years resolutions was to stop using big words when trying to explain complex things. Is hard to do.

GZY GREG!!!!

Knarksetsieg

Iz ok, I use strike too, using zaps received to up my dca 🤙