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OceanSlim
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Pro Gun. Anti War. Truss Designer by trade. Self Taught Software Developer. Hardware enthusiest. Node runner. Live your life in service to others. #nostr only since Block 775261. Father of 2. Developing a nostr relay: https://github.com/0ceanslim/grain Contact: https://happytavern.co/contact

I'm not using embedded node. LND. I have a 1m sat channel between my CLN node and my LND node. CLN node is private, LND is public. LND is the node in the screenshot.

seriously though, this is what actually impresses real men.

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Was going to open to Olympus to be well connected but didn't want another 1 million sat channel. (Minimum) does their LSP node have a min channel size? Got that pubkey handy?

No it's a route redirect through cloudflare at my domain. It's actually Alby.

I can't afford to keep opening channels... This is what I thought the case might be but was hoping lightning routing was better. This network is really not built for plebs AT ALL. About to call it quits for the 2nd time because I just don't have the time or liquidity to be managing a lightning node.

I've got plenty of inbound liquidity, still can't receive any payments. No routes. How fix? #lightning #asknostr

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Long blocks keep screwing me! 1 minute , 3 minute, 5 minute block. Then I send a tx. Well THIS block is going to take 40... Oh well. Eventually... Tick tock.

I've got some #lightning questions I need answered. Rn I only have channels open between 2 of my nodes. So I can only make payments between the two. If I open a small channel to a public node, will larger payments be able to find routes? Or do I need a large channel with a public node also? #asknostr

I was making sure I could write to my relay. Available at nostr.happytavern.co

Automated Nip5 verification coming very soon at verify.happytavern.co for 10k sats

Nip5 at happytavern allows you to write to my relay, and I back up all your other notes.

You can try makeing a payment now but the node I have receiving payments only has one channel to my other node and my other node only has one channel to it so most payments are failing for now until I open another channel so payments can find routes.

Dude, fuck ISPs for real.