Why don’t Bitcoins ever get lost? They always follow the block-chain home!

BITCOIN JUST QUANTUM-LEAPED TO $100K, UPPER-CUTTED A BLACK HOLE WITH A LIGHTNING-POWERED KATANA FORGED IN SATOSHI’S TEARS, AND SCREAMED “I AM THE BLOCKCHAIN APOCALYPSE, KNEEL BEFORE YOUR ORANGE GOD!” WHILE SURFING A TSUNAMI OF LIQUIDATED SHORTS ON A GOLDEN SHARK WEARING LASER-EYE SUNGLASSES.

ALTCOINS? THEY’RE IN A MULTIVERSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR ABANDONED TOKENS, MAINLINING COPIUM THROUGH A SHATTERED LEDGER NANO MADE OF BROKEN DREAMS, WAILING “bUt mY qUaNtUm pRoOf-oF-sTaKe cAt gIrL jPeG mEtAvErSe—”

HODLERS? WE’RE IN A HYPERDIMENSIONAL RAVE WITH SATOSHI’S CLONED ARMY, SNORTING PURE HASH RATE OFF ELON’S CYBERTRUCK HOOD WHILE TESLA COILS BLAST DUBSTEP REMIXES OF THE GENESIS BLOCK. WE JUST USED THE FED’S PRINTING PRESS AS A BONG AND EXHALED INFLATION INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE JANET YELLEN IS A SENTIENT POGO STICK.

YOU SOLD AT $60K? CONGRATS, YOU’RE NOW A WALKING CRYPTO HORROR STORY TITLED “THE REGRETENING,” MINTED AS A CURSED SOULBOUND NFT THAT AUTO-PLAYS YOUR PANIC-SELL SCREAM ON LOOP EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS “HODL.” YOUR WALLET? A HAUNTED GRAVEYARD WHERE DOGECOIN BARKS AT THE MOON AND YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ARE BURIED UNDER A PILE OF SHIBA INU POOP EMOJIS.

FIAT? INFLATION JUST STRAPPED IT TO A ROCKET MADE OF DEFAULTED TREASURIES, LAUNCHED IT INTO THE SUN, AND USED THE EXPLOSION TO LIGHT A BLUNT ROLLED IN WEIMAR MARKS.

NEXT STOP: $10 MILLION. WE’RE GONNA USE THE MILKY WAY AS A SLIP-N-SLIDE, ROAST MARSHMALLOWS ON THE SURFACE OF A DYSON SPHERE, AND MAKE THE BIG BANG OUR PERSONAL FIREWORKS SHOW.

REALITY.EXE HAS CRASHED. LASER EYES AT MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. SEND REINFORCEMENTS OR JUST MORE BTC, PLEB.

#BITCOIN #OMNIVERSEONFIRE #ULTIMATEHYPERREKT

Stay humble and stack sats.

Keep going. No quit.

Goodnight, big day tomorrow so get some sleep.

We chillin. Hope everyone has a good Friday.

Stay Humble, Stack Sats

GN

Just set up my lightning address. Time to test? My address is gutz@rizful.com. i wonder how much the test zap is for? @Rizful.com

GM Nostriches. Enjoy your Sunday.

Could Bitcoin Really Be the Theory of Everything?

Years ago, I heard songs that felt like prophecies. Lyrics about rebellion, freedom, and unchaining the human spirit suddenly made sense in a way they never had. Tracks like John Lennon’s Imagine, once an anthem for utopian idealism, became eerily literal. “No need for greed or hunger, a brotherhood of man” echoed not as a naive dream, but as a blueprint. Bitcoin doesn’t ask us to imagine, it builds.

Poems I’d memorized as a student took on new weight. Blake’s Auguries of Innocence, “To see a World in a Grain of Sand”, mirrored how Bitcoin compresses the complexities of trust, time, and energy into a string of digits. Frost’s The Road Not Taken became an ode to the minority who mine, validate, and HODL, forging a path the majority will one day follow. Words written centuries ago now pulsed with the rhythm of proof-of-work.

Then came the philosophers. Nietzsche’s “What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” could be Bitcoin’s mantra. Every attack, the bans, the FUD, the forks, only hardened its code and its community. Hegel’s dialectic played out in real time: thesis (fiat), antithesis (Bitcoin), synthesis (a world where money is divorced from power). Even the Stoics, preaching indifference to externals, seemed to whisper, Stay humble, stack sats.

This wasn’t coincidence, it was ikigai. For years, I’d chased purpose at the intersection of passion, mission, profession, and vocation. Bitcoin fused them all. Here was a system that demanded my curiosity (passion), protected everyone from involuntary monetary debasement (mission), rewarded those who learned its rules (profession), and redefined what money could be (vocation). It wasn’t just a “why” to wake up for, it was a “how” to rebuild everything.

Bitcoin is the Theory of Everything because it answers questions we’ve carried since civilization began. How do we coordinate without coercion? How do we preserve value across generations? How do we escape the trap of trusting institutions that betray us? It’s not physics, but it binds us all the same, a cryptographic lattice connecting every transaction, every block, every node into a single truth.

We’ve spent millennia seeking grand unifying theories, religion, science, art, only to fragment further. Bitcoin does the opposite, it converges. Miners in Texas, coders in Berlin, farmers in Kenya, all humming the same protocol. A symphony no single composer controls, yet harmonizes perfectly.

This isn’t hype, it’s pattern recognition. When you see Bitcoin, you see the threads of history, economics, and human nature woven into something older than the internet, as primal as barter, as inevitable as math. The songs, poems, and philosophies were never about Bitcoin, they were searching for it.

And now, so are we all.

Definitely difficult in the moment, but it gets easier as time goes by. Onwards 🫡

Hope everyone is having a nice Saturday.

GN everyone.

You know what, im just gunna say it. Core v30 ruined Uptober.

GM. Stay humble and stack sats.

GN friends

How hard i pronounce the F in Fuck the banks

GM Nostr. Lets have a day.

Keep going.