Fuck do I have to pick a flag in my avatar 😑

Sh. Shut. HEY. NO ONE TELL HIM.

😂 Oh no, a harvester.

It’s always the “sexy” ones.

Sir this isn't telegram

All twelve of us know better

I saw! 😄 the tatted lady with big eyes in short skirts?

I was ded ☠️ 🤣🤣🤣

Nobody’s Pub

MR. PINK: Let me explain something to you. I don't zap.

MR. BROWN: You don't zap? What do you mean, you don't zap?

MR. PINK: I don't believe in it.

MR. BLUE: You don't believe in zapping? Zapping is a tradition! It's a fundamental part of the Nostr culture!

MR. PINK: Look, I understand what it is. I get the whole lightning network thing. But I just don't do it.

MR. WHITE: What are you talking about, you don't do it? These guys are sharing their thoughts, their art, their memes. They're adding value to the network. You zap 'em. It's the least you can do.

MR. PINK: No, it's the most I can do. I'm already on Nostr. I'm adding my own content. I'm a part of the network. They get paid in sats just for posting. The whole damn thing is built on a a decentralized, censorship-resistant protocol. Bitcoin is the reward. Why should I have to send more just because I enjoyed their post? It's a transaction, not a favor.

MR. WHITE: It's not a transaction, it's an appreciation. You're showing gratitude.

MR. PINK: Gratitude is for family and friends. This is business. This is the internet. I'm not a grateful person when it comes to digital content. Besides, the whole zapping culture has become this weird, performative thing. People are just zapping each other in a circle, hoping to get zapped back. It’s like a digital airdrop Ponzi scheme.

MR. ORANGE: You know, I was zapped for my last meme. It felt good. It made me feel like I was contributing to the network.

MR. PINK: It's all just social signaling. It's a racket. I'm not going to be a part of it. I'm not some simp sending sats to every pleb on the Nostr protocol. I have my own private keys to protect.

MR. WHITE: (Sighs) You know what, Pink? You're a real jerk.

MR. PINK: (Smirking) Maybe. But at least I'm a jerk with a full lightning wallet. ⚡️

Haha YES. I want mine too!!

Oooooh. Found it.

Why she’s so popular rn

How to respond to that 🤔

🤣🤣🤣

Let the story play out geez. Always gotta jump to the end 🤣🤣🤣

Blocked this dude a while ago lol

Don't really know why am here

Well to me am here to majorly avoid fan's from all other social media 🫠

Ohhh so zap are Bitcoin

Who wants to go to paris

Oh my gawddd 😂

Extremism is everywhere, nowadays

ehPhone

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs?

No but if he’s in it, I need to!!!

Do you enjoy the Coen Brothers?

I agree. They’re all so good.

Sounds gourmet

The way you lot bang on about these things lol

It's everyone else's fault as per usual.

Whaha 4chan 😂 Sometimes those stories when she's with friends. My husband talks to frogs on Nostr. Those friends, the faces are amazing when they look @ me. Ready for the madhouse. Indescribable. I often say, "No joke, those frogs are my online friends." Some then grab their coats and want to go home. never seen them again. 😉

Omg a mask wearer just walked into my shop. Wtf? How? Like in what fucking universe is this wookie living 🤣