A pro like me goes with a song like this but hey might be too much for yall
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https://open.spotify.com/track/5cqeTJhPAfHU4ROwcgG5L4
I’ve seen yall at the conferences and I know you not running for shit 🤣 so the Rythm is a freestyle but do your best💀 if you into oyster 🦪 better start looking for a pearl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Play her this song
You going to wake up and close the computer and don’t you dare touch that grill.
you going to go outside have a nice dinner at your wife favorite restaurant and don’t ask her “where do you want me to take you?” If you don’t know ask “guess where I’m taking you to eat?” First place she says be like “How did youuuu knowww ?? You read my mind, you know me too well, that’s why I married you”
but it’s going to be packed so call ahead or don’t be complaining about the wait.
Then at home do something nice for her like put the dishes in the dishwasher (don’t tell her, don’t worry get them out tomorrow 🤣) if possible get her flowers 💐 and just be like I got these kind because they reminded me of you.
Take some pictures and if you’re doxxed share them. Read the kids a story before bed and give them some nice gummies (melatonin) so they can go to sleep and from there it’s your time to work out for the one day in your life, you do all the work king🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good luck 🫡
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Now you my dude who has been married and has no sense of showing affection, pleaseeee don’t be this guy this weekend lmaoooo
Then play her this song and it’s game over big g, 9 months later you are going to be arguing against inscriptions calling yourself a maximalist and advocating for pure transactions
Lmaooooo 🤣🤣 if she’s a bitcoiner you’re cooked bro
But you can go with the:
Satoshi gave me a vision of our future together and this is how I saw myself by your side *proceed to show her the meme*
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For the motherless, you pull to the bar and give her a tequila shot and just straight up be like “happy Mother’s Day” only two responses:
1: “I’m not a mother”
2: “how you knew”
The response stays the same:
“My bad, but I can always spot a mamasita from far away”
🤷🏻♂️ and you cooked 🤣💀
Just know the bars are going to be filled with single mothers 💀 so for all degenerates is fishing weekend
For you people without mothers go have fun this weekend.
For those that have family happy Mother’s Day to your mom. 🙏🏼
The problem is they tell me I can do anything and then they hit you with the “but don’t take it too far though” and I am already landing from the flight of too too far and crossed the line into the there’s no return territory
Is the German student the one on the left smiling?
I just been collecting material for the bars
They told me I wasn’t going to get far
No shit I done broke the car
But anyways I don’t know how to larp
fuck I know what is my part?
Yeah I’m retarded not very smart
Bro I learned bitcoin working at the mart
watching videos while I fart
Talking and posting shit I felt the spark
Now I’m using AI feeling like Tony stark
Swimming in the ocean, hoping to not get eaten by a shark
Here’s a song for the gheys
I woke up and felt being watched by the spooks
I just know working with the US Gov ain’t a good look
Most of the ones in the space are ghey in my book
In the mirror please take a good look
You just another fruit loop
I don’t repeat, I broke the loop
It’s okay if you like the banana
Fancy ghey with your aqua panna
There will be signs they say
I know the signs say, you’re ghey
For male companions you pay
On the internet with them you play
Oh it was shiet and not clay
It’s in order they say
Just because it’s lined on the tray
Flaky ass chip potatoes lay
I really don’t care wat you have to say
