Sex is great but can you imagine smash buying #Bitcoin at $59k? You can only get so hard.

You're not bullish enough #Bitcoin

Dobby has found his freedom in socks; Muggles - you can find yours in #Bitcoin!

Like a phoenix, Bitcoin's deflationary nature ensures it will rise from the ashes of financial turmoil, stronger and more valuable than ever. HODL for a magical abundant future! 🌅🚀 #HODLforLife"

Dobby believes that just as house-elves are freed from servitude, #Bitcoin frees your wealth from the chains of inflation. A deflationary beacon in the financial world

#Bitcoin is like a Patronus, protecting your wealth from the Dementors of inflation. 🦌⚡️

Just as the Sorting Hat reveals your true House, #Bitcoin reveals your true financial potential! Break free from the confines of traditional finance and let this digital wizard sort you into a world of abundance. Discover the magic of #BitcoinSortingHat! 🎩💸✨"

In the world of Muggles, #Bitcoin is the Sorcerer's Stone of your financial well-being. It holds the power to transform lives and disrupt the old order. ✨💰 #BitcoinWizardry

#Bitcoin is the philosopher's stone of our generation. It transmutes scarcity into abundance and empowers individuals to create their own destiny. #BitcoinAlchemy"

Just as Harry had his Invisibility Cloak, Bitcoin offers a cloak of financial protection. Shield your wealth from inflation and prying eyes. Embrace the power of #Bitcoin    and be the master of your financial fate! 🕶💰 #BitcoinGuardian

Dobby believes in the magic of Bitcoin! Just like socks set him free, Bitcoin breaks the shackles of the legacy financial system. Let the power of #Bitcoin    unleash your potential and bring prosperity to all! 🧦✨ #DobbyBelieves"

Just like a House Elf, #Bitcoin is a symbol of freedom. It breaks the chains of traditional finance and empowers individuals worldwide. Embrace the magic of decentralized currency and join the #Bitcoin revolution!

The US Debt ceiling has no ceiling, with #Bitcoin - the ceiling has been set to 21 million for eternity.

#Bitcoin levels the playing field.

#Bitcoin is the shining light in the world full of FIAT darkness

We need #Bitcoin more than it needs us.

#Bitcoin is a paradigm shift that takes human evolution to the next level.

Our FIAT overlords continue to abuse and treat us like vermins. #Bitcoin sets you free.

Bitcoin has freed Dobby! How can Dobby ever repay it?