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Jessica Chasteen
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty ๐Ÿ‘‘ & Heresy ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess ๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ #GardenVarietyBlog ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š

Thatโ€™s def why I put it here ๐Ÿ˜

โ€œOnlyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ folks should not make me laugh this much before my coffee

GM yall. ๐ŸŒž Be a menace today.

#affirmations

I respectfully disagree. Iโ€™ve been creating content for a long time without getting paid a red cent ๐Ÿ˜… but it is really nice to be rewarded directly for providing some kind of value to others, even if that value is just a thought or a joke.

Woohoooo Iโ€™m freeeee ๐Ÿฅน

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Listen, one thing you need to understand about me is I donโ€™t take myself or anyone else too seriously. This is why I adore jokes and comedy. For example, I wear these orange glasses for migraine prevention, but I have a whole repertoire of balderdash answers that I like to give people when they ask why I wear them, including but not limited to:

- Iโ€™m the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson.

- Iโ€™m Tyler Durdenโ€™s fraternal twin.

- I moonlight as an X-wing pilot.

- Janice Joplin gave me these.

Itโ€™s pretty much become a bit at this point. ๐Ÿคก

Anyway if you know comedians who are here already, please tag them!

#comedy #jokes #lol #lulz #comedians #nostr

Iโ€™m not saying it was the aliens butโ€ฆ nostr:note1vvrk4md5rtjxsyg05sp2d09taq36z3gmv74jr3rld00f6pv079xs9jge8t

Ah man do gif links not work?