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Jessica Chasteen
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty 👑 & Heresy 🕊️ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️ #GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚

🤣🤣🤣 we all have our hyperfixations here. nostr:note175l7q3mwjewspug7xryhw2yapgwuh23cyljtx0k6fz2l3ehm3qhskkv7zk

Theo Von for press secretary!

Pass it on! 🤣

It really is deeply concerning. I cut my cable off 15 years ago and have never regretted it.

GM 🇺🇸🤠 seeing a few meltdowns this morning wondering how a “convicted felon” could become President. I find it interesting that those same people don’t mention that his 34 felony counts for “falsifying business documents” are in appeal and set to be overturned already, with the closing arguments from the prosecution being along the lines of: please don’t sanction us for election interference. Weird.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Keep ya head on a swivel.

Happy Election Day, America! 🇺🇸 Election season is almost officially over! Finally! 😂 I’m so sick of hearing about it! 🤣

He tried so hard to assimilate into the human world with his little hats. 😭

I love the internet.

It’s this generations’ Harambe…

😆 This election is way too dramatic. I just saw a big Dem guy say: “tomorrow set your clock back an hour, and Tuesday get ready to set it back 100 years.” Bro a hundred years ago we had a functioning transatlantic rail system. Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🤣

Happy Halloween 🎃 Stay safe out there and remember: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute

I’m really good at not taking things personally until no one laughs at my joke in the group chat… 😐🫥