🥳 my husband is a genius (sometimes). ADHD gardeners, get you an in-bed irrigation system on a solar timer 🥰 #gardening

https://video.nostr.build/f51c8dabf2277c25203384fcc27cce14fcf0f24954ef74fca6764ad7baa369c5.mp4

I had another good one this week where in the end he said he got a kick out of me and we would prob be friends IRL, to which I was like: surely we are friends already 🤣

GM 😎 Do you ever play “turn the troll”? That’s a game where you respond to a troll in a jesting way until finally they break down and decide they think you’re funny actually. Hahahaha. One of my favs.

I bet doctors cross the street to avoid you lolol

Once I got a lump of dust without any chips!! 🤣 it was as big as my hand and rock solid 🤣

Seriously I almost closed the post with “without bad apples would we even appreciate good ones?” 🤣

GM 🫶 I saw this post on a meme page, and all I could think was, “tell me you’re autistic without telling me” lol but in seriousness, what an interesting observation on our culture’s general intolerance of uncertainty or displeasure.

Just learned James Angleton, from JFK file fame, was a dual citizen of Malta and a modern day crusader under the banner of the Knights of Malta… He was bent on establishing the third temple at Jerusalem to force the prophecies into fulfillment so that Jesus would come back.

Yall. All my special interests are colliding right now.

Ooooh now we are finding some things 😎 #jfkfiles

If you don’t want to get on TikTok, but you do want to check out my notes on the new JFK files, I made a blog page just for you: https://gardenvarietyblog.com/conspiracycorner

🤣 alright ya fuckin creeps 👻

And just for reference this is what the analytics SHOULD look like (and do when I don’t use the forbidden frenemy name)

Hahaha dadgummit they got me again because I blocked one I-word but not another. Curses! 🤣 here is the analytics next to my greenscreen-screenshot in case you want to see where I messed up. Lol.

Bibi Netanyahoo gifted John Fetterman a fucking pager. Gtfoh. Arrest that dude.

FYI I filmed it with just saying USSR and not saying Russia. It’s doing well so far. No bots yet.

Testing the TikTok algorithm to see what I can and can’t talk about from the JFK files

LOL now I’m in the Yuri Nosenko stuff and his intake papers are making me laugh: “Subject will be given one cigarette.” 🤣 brutal

Anyway here is his story if you want to read it. Poor bastard got drugged by the FBI.

Today I wanna make a video about the Russian spy who tried to warn JFK, but every fuckin’ time I even whisper the word Russia, I face a really aggressive bot incursion… hmm… maybe I should say USSR, since I am talking bout the 60s…

GM 😎 Test 2 was a success! This is what my analytics should look like - nice and natural unlike the ^ hahaha