You know clownin' is one of my most healthy ways of dealing with stress.

My wife got mad cause she had to pick up food for me, and on the online ordering app I had the name set as "Fat Mike," so when she got there she had to say "I'm picking up for Fat Mike"

So she made me change the name before I sent her to pick up another order today, but she didnt tell me what name to use. So now shes even madder because she had to say "I'm picking up for DatGirlWhaddup Q"

Am I the asshole?

#asknostr #NoKYC #SaltYourData

This is a huge personal win for me. I sat my wife down and went through the logic with her. Why do we need to spend so much time putting the spoons all together with other spoons, knives with knives, and forks with forks? It takes no time at all to reach into this mess and grab the utensil you want.

Time spent organizing utensils in a drawer is 10x the time spent grabbing what you want from the pile.

I get so much pleasure from dumping all the clean utensils into one drawer. It's absurd

#plebchain #nostrmemes #grownostr #art #artstr

Have another #zapathon #catstr #grownostr

Watching SNF last night was embarrassing how much the announcers focused on Taylor Swift. #grownostr #nfl

My wife's are far too large for this

Every day I stray further from the Light of God.

#Pimento #Cheese #Guacamole #HotDogs

#Weedstr

#Foodstr

Is this where we fite??? nostr:note1meetu827ggquwkljwskjkaxskl09zsn25zllrjhs9hvptukcp8pswrg73y

Yeah driving back up to the ranch. This was between Austin and Dallas. I was raised in South Louisiana and family's still there. Whereabouts are they putting it?

Out for a good local mountain hike this afternoon. #hiking #nature