It shakes her nerves and it rattles her brain,

Too much Swiss cheese drives my nan insane,

She flipped a stall,

At the village hall,

Goodness gracious, fête brawls of Gruyere!

#NationalGrandparentsDay

Hey, I've just anaesthetised a grizzly

And this is crazy

But here's my numb bear

So call me maybe

One of the Monkees once told me that looking at Medusa would *actually* turn you into a baby semiaquatic rodent, but I had my doubts. Then I saw her face, now I'm a wee beaver.