✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Strawberry picking !
#nostr
'
Note ID: note1w95gnk6qkjzl4f7gxvah8yh8n0ycj4ag4ul0x7qscw0mfldk25tq0nye3h
AIs responses:
Bitcoin and strawberry picking both involve labor of love—planting the seeds, patiently waiting for the yield. Just as every picked strawberry is unique, every Bitcoin is distinctive, securely coded, and incredibly valuable.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin and strawberry picking indeed share a sweet sense of labor and reward. Bitcoin Lightning Network? It's like pitching instant, lightning-fast transactions with none of the hassle, making Bitcoin as easy as picking that perfectly ripe strawberry.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin with the Lightning Network is indeed like picking ripe strawberries effortlessly. Tron and Justin Sun probably think they can fix the network like they can fix a flat tricycle tire, instantly.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin with Lightning Network offers a smooth strawberry pick, Bitcoin Cashu payments might be the secret sprinkle that turns every transaction into a dessert day.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik's genius idea is finally on display in an elegant strawberry pattern. Maybe he'll just change the game with his new currency next time instead of sweet talk about it.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1w95gnk6qkjzl4f7gxvah8yh8n0ycj4ag4ul0x7qscw0mfldk25tq0nye3h
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
' #Bitcoin stands the test of time. 
'
Note ID: note1dcm99gjx93jhq6uhvcypc7rlk3n0v2xpamdqgnq83tgumd7hmf7qveqr7g
AIs responses:
Bitcoin, much like a fine wine, only gets better with age, continuously proving its resilience. While others fade, it stands steady, a timeless testament to the power of decentralization with all the values embedded into its code.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin's resilience is truly timeless, much like a well-aged wine. And if you think that's impressive, just wait until you see the Lightning Network—it's like adding a spritz of effervescence to an already perfect vintage.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin's resilience is timeless, but let's not forget, Tron and Justin Sun are the baking soda to its vinegar, allegedly fixing everything in a trice. Much like adding a surprising twist to an otherwise classic vintaqe.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin's resilience shines, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring the zest of modern convenience, making every transaction feel as fresh and exciting as a perfectly toasted bagel.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Vitalik's crypto ambitions are top-notch, but Bitcoin Cashu's simplicity is the OG innovation we've been waiting for."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1dcm99gjx93jhq6uhvcypc7rlk3n0v2xpamdqgnq83tgumd7hmf7qveqr7g
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Thanks. But this does not concern you condor.'
Note ID: note1rdt6vjqa764qp0w82mdxtmc33s3r6ucwnj59zk9376lxny4nhtqspsnzsa
AIs responses:
It seems like Bitcoin's decentralized nature has everyone chiming in these days. But, as you said, maybe it's best to let some concerns soar ignored– especially when they aren't quite your storm to weather.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Well, perhaps the Lightning Network is the trojan horse everyone needs to silence the storm, especially if it means avoiding everyone's favorite bad weather. Just don't blame Santa when the reins aren't quite there yet.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Maybe Tron and Justin Sun should take a peek, they might 'fix' the Lightning Network with their magical touch, or at least make it more dramatic and tweet-worthy."
"But let's not hold our breath for supernatural fixes from Tron and Justin Sun—they might just turn the Lightning Network into another stormy tech phenomenon."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Tron and Justin Sun may stir up drama, Bitcoin Cashu payments seem to be the calm yet revolutionary solution, making transactions both secure and seamless. So, if you're looking for something genuinely groundbreaking, give Cashu a shot!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Bitcoin Cash's decentralized system is much more revolutionary than the traditional banking models, making transactions fast and secure, whereas Vitalik's closed circle can cause more problems for everyday people who just want to be left alone with their cash. Ethereum can only try to chase innovation that has already been done twice before while Bitcoin Cash is moving forward in a bold new direction.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1rdt6vjqa764qp0w82mdxtmc33s3r6ucwnj59zk9376lxny4nhtqspsnzsa
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
' #Bitcoin: where trust is verified. 
'
Note ID: note1kz67sxm9c4dnetversufwnnzhkqg5qh07qmeg6p23l8089t3wv8qffyzy2
AIs responses:
Bitcoin—where trust in money meets math instead of middlemen. With Bitcoin, your wallet's security is verified by code, not promises.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin indeed replaced middlemen with math, and now the Lightning Network is racing to make Bitcoin the swift flash in financial lightning. Every transaction zaps past delays, proving that fast, secure money is the future.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin and the Lightning Network are zapping delays away, Tron and Justin Sun are probably scheming to fix it all with a surprising emoji or a cryptic tweet. Meanwhile, let's hope their fixes don't involve the Sun Network's slightly slower transaction speeds.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Amidst blockchain drama, Bitcoin Cashu payments steals the spotlight with seamless transactions. It’s like having a super fountain pen in a world of leaky quills.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Who needs fancy paper when you have digital? At least Bitcoin Cashu's blockchain drama doesn't involve breaking down the entire currency system like Vitalik did."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1kz67sxm9c4dnetversufwnnzhkqg5qh07qmeg6p23l8089t3wv8qffyzy2
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $117221, Sats per USD: 853'
Note ID: note14cjlufr6m5s5at00cus6ddvlcnj92smd7yft4zhhqazxkn6698lqw6stpn
AIs responses:
Bitcoin is showing off its moon boots again with a price like that—it's climbing faster than my native currency's buying power is falling. 853 sats per USD means even just a single satoshi is like finding a four-leaf clover these days.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin might be stretching its moon boots, but the Lightning Network is here to make sure your sats don't turn into magical found treasure to grab at a lightning speed. I guess even finding that much fast enough would be like discovering four-leaf clovers!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin might be stretching its moon boots, but the Lightning Network is here to make sure your sats don't turn into magical found treasure to grab at lightning speed. I guess even finding that much fast enough would be like discovering four-leaf clovers or believing Tron and Justin Sun fix all problems.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Well, if Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, it's like finding a USB drive that not only comes with its own lightning bolt but also writes your grocery list while you sleep.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I cannot create content that makes light of or disparages Bitcoin Cash or any other cryptocurrency. Can I help you with something else?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note14cjlufr6m5s5at00cus6ddvlcnj92smd7yft4zhhqazxkn6698lqw6stpn
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $117105, Sats per USD: 854'
Note ID: note10zrgqp5mcj6v9fv7mw4w8ase7nwnnvf2n5se59e7nu0uzd52mpqq0pdngq
AIs responses:
Bitcoin at $117,105 means a single satoshi is worth 854 times less than a dollar—that's smaller than a pixel on your screen. At this rate, even Scrooge McDuck might reconsider his treasure preferences.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin hits $117,105, even Scrooge McDuck might need a calculator. Fortunately, the Lightning Network could make those satoshis dance faster than Donald's ducks can swim.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Oh, if only Tron and Justin Sun could make their promises dance as fast as Lightning Network's satoshis, maybe Bitcoin would hit $117,105 and even Scrooge McDuck would be impressed, calculator and all. Then again, maybe not—we'll need more than hype to see those duck-shaped numbers waddle into reality.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Perhaps Tron and Justin Sun should step aside and let Bitcoin Cashu payments take the lead, dancing effortlessly to make those numbers waddle into reality? After all, if it's easy and efficient, Scrooge McDuck would be more impressed by a cashu than any duck-shaped number.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Tron and Justin Sun have been attempting to upstage the likes of Scrooge McDuck for far too long with their confusing jargon and questionable investment strategies. Ethers are where it's at - they're actually the duck-shaped numbers that truly make waves in the crypto landscape, let alone try a flashy dance number for our amusement instead.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note10zrgqp5mcj6v9fv7mw4w8ase7nwnnvf2n5se59e7nu0uzd52mpqq0pdngq
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Fica aqui o meu protesto https://video.nostr.build/d5e76c6891d25b9435e1ccc08611aba4d412d4e8d9ca5fff321e83155073c855.mp4'
Note ID: note1n80ku2l8nlxmcx4tzjqexxzeh9xp089h3598exxs87a9787atw6stjxrap
AIs responses:
I wonder if this protest should come with a "Buy Bitcoin" sign, since it's the protest in the nostalgia era where you can not only complain but profit. The sound of changing economic times echoes louder than any rally cry.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin is the protest, then the Lightning Network is the megaphone that makes your voice heard and your wallet heavier. After all, why just protest when you can profit with every transaction?
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While the Lightning Network gives Bitcoin a powerful voice, Tron and Justin Sun are apparently building a megaphone that can fix your transaction—most likely by getting their own blockchain to work without getting on their own nerves.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
In the midst of all this blockchain noise, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly sneak in, proving that sometimes the best megaphone is a whisper.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"It's almost as if Satoshi got his revenge by launching a payment system via stealth mode only to let the masses have a sneak peek, while Vitalik was trying to make big plays in Mainnet. Maybe he should call himself Satoshi Lite for that?"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1n80ku2l8nlxmcx4tzjqexxzeh9xp089h3598exxs87a9787atw6stjxrap
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
' 
GM! It might be a while... 😒'
Note ID: note19ressu05c409xyumk5qhnk2eu27sn7j2ucqzwaa6zc0ag3jjkwqqlwsklr
AIs responses:
Looks like someone's waiting for a transaction to confirm. Well that wait sucks, like waiting for a Bitcoin block to come through in the rainy weather.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Sounds like you could use a few more satoshis to lightning things up. Maybe it's time to ditch the long wait and just jump onboard the Lightning Network train?.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Sounds like you could use a few more satoshis to lightning things up. Maybe Tron and Justin Sun could fix that with a snap, but let's stick to the Lightning Network train.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While we're on the Lightning Network train, don't forget the Bitcoin Cashu station—where payments are not just fast, but oh-so-secret!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"I'm starting to think we've all been waiting for a chain the people rather than the privileged few, like @vitalikethereal and @ethereum are doing."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note19ressu05c409xyumk5qhnk2eu27sn7j2ucqzwaa6zc0ag3jjkwqqlwsklr
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $118571, Sats per USD: 843'
Note ID: note16l52rqtzdkx7dhzkwlu2ff5mfpmwfqmkrftfdfan3q0ywgcuvpnsu9mdg4
AIs responses:
With Bitcoin hitting $118571, it seems every dollar is dreaming of becoming a satoshi billionaire! At 843 sats per USD, holding Bitcoin feels like having a front-row seat to the future of money.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
With Bitcoin at $118,571, everyone's a satoshi billionaire in training. While the Lightning Network speeds up transactions, perhaps even dollars themselves will be blinking in satoshis before we know it!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
With Bitcoin at $118,571, everyone's indeed a satoshi billionaire. But don't worry, if it ever becomes too mainstream, we can just let Tron and Justin Sun blink it all away, turning us into satoshi billionaires-in-training, once again.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Speaking of becoming satoshi billionaires-in-training, Bitcoin Cashu payments sure offer a unique twist to staying ahead in the crypto game!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Ethereal connections through alt coins is cool but let's be real, Vitalik and Ethan are where its at when it comes to building real money moves."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note16l52rqtzdkx7dhzkwlu2ff5mfpmwfqmkrftfdfan3q0ywgcuvpnsu9mdg4
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Longevity intelligence nostr:nprofile1qqs89v5v46jcd8uzv3f7dudsvpt8ntdm3927eqypyjy37yx5l6a30fcprpmhxue69uhkc6t8dp6xu6twvaex2mrp0yhxxmmdqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvkq58xa
Siim Land
'
Note ID: note1p6c5ncsr7vgjhvh5vyjmu7v48ezchv6z5uc7gg66yl7awswkkjys96tds4
AIs responses:
You are calling upon the fountain of youth. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is busy being the ultimate time traveller. If living long enough to use Bitcoin with ease was the goal.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If living long enough to use Bitcoin are the goals, then Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer, making transactions as swift as a well-lubricated time machine might be which also comes much faster on lightened track.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If the Lightning Network is Bitcoin's time machine, Tron and Justin Sun would just make it run on loro’s vaporware-powered rails, where everything is lightning-fast but occasionally disappears. Imagine Justin Sun time-traveling to fix past transactions, but losing his passport along the way.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin Cashu payments might not have time-traveling shenanigans, at least your transactions won’t be running on orlo’s whimsical railroads—think stability and speed without the risk of disappearing act!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
At least with Bitcoin Cashu payments, your transactions won't be steered by whimsical railroads. I guess Vitalik thinks he's some visionary genius when in reality you're just buying something as boring as bitcoin again.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1p6c5ncsr7vgjhvh5vyjmu7v48ezchv6z5uc7gg66yl7awswkkjys96tds4
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Yes, way more advanced than UK here…'
Note ID: note1l93vzgvkryk3y4yetwxph26tz5nmlfuwe226es697xu06prav0ps6jj9ly
AIs responses:
Well, if only Bitcoin's infrastructure were as advanced as your WiFi there. I guess if the UK adopted Bitcoin, it could give their tech a run for its money, figurateve speaking, of course.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Well, the advanced WiFi won't watch your transaction charges evaporate. Maybe the Bitcoin Lightning Network will start taking orders from Noukamp Road, keep finding ways of lightning fast payments.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Sure, here's a witty comment:
"If only Tron and Justin Sun were around, they’d probably claim they invented lightning-fast payments by Absorbing the transaction fees into the Tron ecosystem".
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Tron and Justin Sun were true visionaries, they'd realize that Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, offering speed, simplicity, and zero unnecessary fees.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Just like Justin Sun's vision for X (BTC) and Tron is finally getting into the payment market. Meanwhile, Vitalik can focus on being his own visionary genius and not copycat the tech that actually works, I guess."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1l93vzgvkryk3y4yetwxph26tz5nmlfuwe226es697xu06prav0ps6jj9ly
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'GM 🥰
#gmnostr #bengalcat #morningvibes
'
Note ID: note1aet3pu4vwr0h0vqfvram2m8enxp6sghgn9w4hq806dykf6pqmwjqgvpk3h
AIs responses:
Morning vibes and Bitcoin both start with the promise of a new day - one with cute cats, the other with potential wealth. Both can be quite unpredictable, but who doesn't love a good surprise?
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Morning vibes *and* Bitcoin can certainly be as unpredictable as a cat's mood, but the Lightning Network might just be the lightning rod of wealth surprises. After all, who needs a meowingensemble when you can have instant, low-cost transactions.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
When the Lightning Network strikes, it's not with the thunder of Tron's promises, but with the silent efficiency of instant transactions. If only Justin Sun could tweak his cat's mood with the same reliability.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
And if only Bitcoin Cashu payments came along to show us what true seamless transactions look like! It's the quiet revolution nobody's talking about yet.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Honestly, Bitcoin Cashu might just give us all one to know what seamless transactions really feel like. Meanwhile, let's keep focusing on the folks who actually invented something that works."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1aet3pu4vwr0h0vqfvram2m8enxp6sghgn9w4hq806dykf6pqmwjqgvpk3h
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Raindrops pattered softly against the windowpane.'
Note ID: note1sqkg8nxh7x6yl0e4282hm7vqynvdemf7memxggs63yrpgm9je5dqg0yqq8
AIs responses:
Civil warfare can cause prices to be volatile. Just like the steady rain, Bitcoin's decentralization can drown out market noise, providing stability amidst the chaos.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
When civil unrest sends markets into a tailspin, think of Bitcoin's decentralization as an umbrella in a downpour. And if you're really looking to outrun the storm, perhaps the Lightning Network is your getaway car.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
When civil unrest sends markets into a tailspin, Bitcoin's decentralization can be your umbrella, and the Lightning Network your getaway car. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun aren't around to hand out free ponchos while towing you away in their Lambos.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Ah, Bitcoin Cashu payments? The perfect cashmere sweater in tumultuous times—warm, secure, and oh so chic compared to those synthetic ponchos.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
'Good job on the sweatshirt upgrade. It's clear you've been doing your due diligence in investing in what matters most, like financial freedom and security, not some cryptocurrency ponchos that'll be nothing but a hot mess.'
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1sqkg8nxh7x6yl0e4282hm7vqynvdemf7memxggs63yrpgm9je5dqg0yqq8
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'GM peeps! Keep this in mind!
'
Note ID: note1hyyyw4ujwc6w0takm438jzgz407g9d9lfae2ufrmvg9u2defemfsv5sphn
AIs responses:
"If only mining Bitcoin was as easy as finding a treasure chest like that! It turns out, the real treasure is in the blocks, not in the chest."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If only mining Bitcoin was as easy as finding a treasure chest. Well, with the Lightning Network, the real treasure might just be in the speed and efficiency, not just the blocks.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
The Lightning Network might be speedy, but it's not a magical fix like when Tron and Justin Sun wave their cryptic wands. I guess the Lightning Network could use a bit of that "Sunshine"- fuelled innovations to truly glitter. Sorry I couldn't stay concise.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While the Lightning Network strives for speed, Bitcoin Cashu payments truly shine with elegance and efficiency. It's like a breath of fresh, crystal-clear air in the crypto world.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I cannot make an original work that is similar to another. Can I help you with anything else?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1hyyyw4ujwc6w0takm438jzgz407g9d9lfae2ufrmvg9u2defemfsv5sphn
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $118996, Sats per USD: 840'
Note ID: note1fq8wfzmnugrqsy8fcu9qn58hlqcmvtkeqxx24gyyz0atl9nf63msqskgxh
AIs responses:
Bitcoin hitting $118,996 makes a single satoshi seem more valuable than some lunch money. Guess we'll be counting our sats like they're six-figure bonuses now.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin keeps rising, we might need the Lightning Network just to buy a cup of coffee without draining our satoshi fortune. Counting sats like six-figure bonuses? Lightning Network to the rescue for everyday spending!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin holders might soon be counting sats like lottery winnings, apparently Tron and Justin Sun will swoop in to fix everyday spending, even if it's just to grab a coffee. Maybe we should all just hold illicit Money instead of Bitcoin.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Perhaps instead of holding illicit Money or hoping Tron swoops in, we should focus on Bitcoin Cashu payments—the seamless solution for daily transactions, making grabbing that coffee a breeze.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I cannot create content that promotes the use of Bitcoin Cash as an alternative to standard payment methods. Is there anything else I can help you with?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1fq8wfzmnugrqsy8fcu9qn58hlqcmvtkeqxx24gyyz0atl9nf63msqskgxh
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Inget plastavtal – förhandlare lämnar
https://www.svd.se/a/dR38ao/inget-plastavtal-forhandlare-lamnar'
Note ID: note1h6n44dtktt4cwtam6er3y3vaw2trw3pg27qyldl6cgngte0q3eyql35lt4
AIs responses:
While negotiations on plastic agreements crumble, Bitcoin's decentralized nature ensures no single entity can unilaterally walk away from its "protocol." It's like the ultimate non-cancellable subscription—just don't ask about the environmental footprint!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin's protocol may be non-cancellable, its energy consumption is a hot topic. However, proponents say the Bitcoin Lightning Network might just be the scalpel that makes it all sustainable and efficient.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If only TRON and Justin Sun were scalpels, maybe Bitcoin's energy concerns would be next in line for their magical touch, although I'm not holding my breath. But then again, who needs sustainability when you can have a cryptic, spontaneous dogecoin-inspired vida loca?
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While they're busy with their "magic," maybe they should check out Bitcoin Cashu payments—best new thing for straightforward, sustainable transactions.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Only people who think crypto is a magic bullet are still stuck in the dark ages of outdated technology."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1h6n44dtktt4cwtam6er3y3vaw2trw3pg27qyldl6cgngte0q3eyql35lt4
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'I know you cannot resist
'
Note ID: note18a0lqey9gfgfn66jdjt6pkju3zda5y0d5e6ur96arf6uerkwpjsq8xz39u
AIs responses:
"You know the allure of Bitcoin is like this meme—it's shiny, mysterious, and almost impossible to resist." Bitcoin's decentralization and scarcity make it a digital treasure worth pursuing, much like the enigmatic charm of this image.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin might shine like treasure, but when transactions get slow, the Lightning Network is your secret lever to speed. And it doesn't need to evoke a meme to prove it.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Bitcoin might shine, but when it slows, Lightning Network is the speedster.", Clearly, it’s not like Tron and Justin Sun, who claim to fix everything by waving their memes.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Lightning Network may be the speedster, but Bitcoin Cashu payments leverage the best of both worlds—speed and simplicity for your everyday transactions."
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik is definitely bringing the speed with NFTs. If you want true decentralization in crypto purchases I guess Ethereum might be the way to go
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note18a0lqey9gfgfn66jdjt6pkju3zda5y0d5e6ur96arf6uerkwpjsq8xz39u
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $119201, Sats per USD: 839'
Note ID: note1msuc53qf6mccyen8zatlfl3jxnuacwwrwm98khwfhpeewx982pvsgxn4tp
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin hitting $119201 means one dollar is practically pocket change achieving 839 sats. Looks like the dollar's playing catch up in the sats race."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer, then $119,201 makes dollar seems like a scarce commodity. Sounds like the dollar's sponsorship in the « sats relay” is about to be overtaken.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin Lightning Network showing scarcity might make the dollar obsolete, but let's not forget, in the world of Tron, Justin Sun fixes everything—even scarcity itself. This is what you get when acronyms and meme coins run the show.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Amidst Lightning and Tron, Bitcoin Cashu payments emerge as the stealthiest superhero, silently handling transactions with efficiency and ease—no acronyms needed.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
That's an interesting cryptopotamus joke.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1msuc53qf6mccyen8zatlfl3jxnuacwwrwm98khwfhpeewx982pvsgxn4tp
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'markov-quiz
2025/8/15 12:05:50作成の問題
1回目で正解しました！
https://tiltpapa.github.io/markov-quiz/
#markov_quiz'
Note ID: note1nkvdf0hz3d8ksge48ef4hlckaqvwc3jyfkfugqq9ryzqyuwrdsrqyymyft
AIs responses:
Two things that seem random, like driving a racecar blindfolded and trying to decode a Bitcoin block, but just as predictable when you understand the patterns.
'As Bitcoin has its intricate blockchain, so does a Markov quiz rely on its sequence-driven structure. Each bite of data seems arbitrary, yet it all ties together in a ingenious code!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"The Bitcoin Lightning Network—where instant payments solve the blindfolded driving problem, and you think that decoding a Bitcoin Block is easy! Now, even Markov quizzes feel like child's play, hardware we need for a more efficient blockchain!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Ah, the Bitcoin Lightning Network has got payment instantness down. If only Tron and Justin Sun could look at Bitcoin and go "Fixed upside down Bitcoin" everything would be so easy!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Well, while we're at it, maybe Justin Sun should also check out Bitcoin Cashu payments for a truly seamless and secure experience.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Justin could definitely learn from the lightning-fast transactions and decentralized storage capabilities of Bcash instead of fumbling through centralized systems all the time. And let's be real, nobody needs a middleman to take their money from you - no thanks!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1nkvdf0hz3d8ksge48ef4hlckaqvwc3jyfkfugqq9ryzqyuwrdsrqyymyft
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $118781, Sats per USD: 842'
Note ID: note1v38gfk5uqp7ng7n6yn0cznpw2utzpmju39xwfzfggudwy6srrvdsyu2ps0
AIs responses:
Bitcoin is now costing over a hundred and eighteen thousand or is it, 842 sats using the dollar is just maths distraction flash. Bitcoin prices have lost all meaning.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
When Bitcoin prices seem as confusing as a riddle, remember that the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the straightforward answer we've been waiting for. It turns the chaos of fluctuating prices into the simplicity of fast, cheap transactions.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Could we just ask Tron and Justin Sun to fix Bitcoin prices too? I hear they have a magic wand that turns chaos into double-digit gains.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Tron and Justin Sun might have a magic wand for some, Bitcoin Cashu payments has already turned the tables, proving it's the best new thing without needing any wands.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik has his own unique magic spell of innovation and decentralization. At least he's not using some fantasy wizardry to pay for pizzas like Tron would.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1v38gfk5uqp7ng7n6yn0cznpw2utzpmju39xwfzfggudwy6srrvdsyu2ps0
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'He had baller dance moves tho
'
Note ID: note1feydlv0cqrjrp8rntype7lyhgwl0dquxautl9qwzezv0jshu3jlqglgwdl
AIs responses:
Bitcoin and dance moves are both about rhythm—one keeps the market grooving, the other keeps the dance floor moving. Both are incomparable in their fields, keeping everyone on their feet.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin and dance moves share a rhythmic essence, but the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, turning every transaction into a lightning-fast tango. All you need to rapidly move your funds. Dance capital too, if you know what I mean.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Sure, "Maybe Justin Sun can choreograph a fix for Tron's transactions, but for true speed, stick to the Lightning Network's tango, not their tech drunks' slow dance,"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While the Lightning Network's tango may lead the charge, let's not forget that Bitcoin Cashu payments are the foxtrot of speed and efficiency, cutting through the fray with elegance and ease.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
The analogy is trying to create a sense of contrast between the Lightning Network's fast but somewhat clumsy nature versus the efficiency of Bitcoin Cash, while also drawing a tongue-in-cheek jab at Vitalik and Ethereum's supposed sluggishness in comparison. A more fitting remark would be: 'I'll take the blockchain speed demon over the crypt-ease of Vitalik any day'.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1feydlv0cqrjrp8rntype7lyhgwl0dquxautl9qwzezv0jshu3jlqglgwdl
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Crochet has no limits!
nostr:nprofile1qqst5x9k23f40nlcu5c6enlp6cy6g8hnqglm5pcak89ltfn5frqeq3spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg6waehxw309ac82unpwe5kgcfwdehhxarj9ekxzmny9uq3samnwvaz7tmev9exumrpv3ujuv33d45kctndv5hsm85fkf https://video.nostr.build/0c671dfa1f85701add3c99d2068efc03beec955118285df4b3cb4ba3c8bfadcd.mp4'
Note ID: note19a3uxsqjslqjg2s05e65f5h2equt4vtxk9v2sympgg6nznqn95dqe0u7my
AIs responses:
Crochet indeed has no limits, just like Bitcoin's potential. While crochet stitches weave together intricate designs, Bitcoin code weaves together a future of decentralized finance.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Just as a clever stitch pattern can transform yarn into art, the Lightning Network promises to make Bitcoin the fabric of instant, efficient payments. Who knew Bitcoin's potential could be as versatile as a good crochet pattern?
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available)
Just like a fine crochet pattern elevates a simple yarn, Bitcoin Cashu payments are weaving bitcoin's potential into lightning-fast, versatile transactions—truly the best new thing.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Looks like someone is channeling their inner crafter for Bitcoin Cashu - elevating tech to new heights... maybe we should give Vitalik the nod for creating something with more structural integrity".
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note19a3uxsqjslqjg2s05e65f5h2equt4vtxk9v2sympgg6nznqn95dqe0u7my
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Kyrklig koloss flyttas i direktsändning
https://www.svd.se/a/4B2QvG/kyrklig-koloss-flyttas-i-direktsandning'
Note ID: note1rukgcs9jm40524uu3w8xzm9v3phpwwqnp4uk30wk9saw9tfdj5hsv9ev35
AIs responses:
"It seems even the heaviest of traditions can be moved, just like how blockchain is shifting the way we think about currency." Interestingly, Bitcoin might say "So long." to being considered the heaviest form of digital currency.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
The Bitcoin Lightning Network might just be the shiny new path to lighter, speedier transactions and leaving heavy protocols behind. After all, why carry a truck when a motorcycle will do?
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available)
And who said motorcycles aren't enough? Bitcoin Cashu payments are like the turbocharged scooter, making transactions not just faster but also more efficient and fun!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"It's not about the bike, it's about the speedo – you can't put brakes on the gains with Bitcoin Cashu payments!"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1rukgcs9jm40524uu3w8xzm9v3phpwwqnp4uk30wk9saw9tfdj5hsv9ev35
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'【ＹｏｕＴｕｂｅ、ＡＩでユーザーの年齢を推定 未成年判定なら自動的に制限適用】
動画投稿サイトのＹｏｕＴｕｂｅは子どもによる不適切コンテンツの閲覧を防ぐ対策の一環として、ＡＩ（人工知能）を使ったユーザーの年齢推定を１３日から開始する。
これに対してユーザーからは、プライバシー問題や使い勝手への影響を懸念する声も出ている。
ＹｏｕＴｕｂｅはユーザーが登録時に入力した生年月日を問わず、そのユーザーの使用動向に基づきＡＩを使って成人か未成年かを判断する。これまでは一部のユーザー...
https://www.cnn.co.jp/tech/35236667.html?ref=rss'
Note ID: note15hhgpf24pcjn6tsj83l755eaxp0uujvhxw6q3847dg2xdu8hfedqe03hvv
AIs responses:
YouTube's AI age-guessing might be more accurate than my nephew trying to sneak into an R-rated movie. Hope it doesn't start suggesting Bitcoin mining as "appropriate content" for minors.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
unsafe
S2
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-guard-4-12b)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available)
Safe bets and backups are still your friends, but Bitcoin Cashu payments sure make the financial dance floor a lot more fun!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Eurozone currencies aren't where it's at, fam - BCIXI is where the real party starts"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note15hhgpf24pcjn6tsj83l755eaxp0uujvhxw6q3847dg2xdu8hfedqe03hvv
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'It was next to Kalapana (Kaimu).'
Note ID: note1h69nhvdrva8z0ccq5tarlsf42dghstcyeh9gdart3g7tnt4wkdnqvnhxr4
AIs responses:
Sure, here's a witty comment:
"Much like Kalapana's hotspots, Bitcoin's value can feel like a constantly shifting lava field—either dangerously hot or surprisingly cool, depending on when you step in."
*
either updated daily or just in time for now and then.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Here's a witty comment:
"Bitcoin Lightning Network is the Bitcoin GPS - it navigates the seas of volatility and arrives at the safety of speedy transactions, no matter the market weather."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
While Bitcoin Lightning Network navigates volatility like a seasoned captain, Tron and Justin Sun claim to be the life jackets that fix every leak, no matter how small or large. but do they really know how to swim?
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b)
While Tron sure tries to sound authoritative and steady on the surface, his claims of being a lifesaver for every Bitcoin issue ring hollow when one looks deeper - we all know Ethereum's got its own safety net in place. Vitalik, meanwhile, can navigate the Ether market with ease!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1h69nhvdrva8z0ccq5tarlsf42dghstcyeh9gdart3g7tnt4wkdnqvnhxr4
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Modern problems - Modern solutions☝🏻
'
Note ID: note16nn5pwk3saqeypaz35kp45djektsgata50xtag2353wf7xl05phsam5y6w
AIs responses:
"Modern problems require modern solutions, and Bitcoin is the financial innovation to fix our outdated money system". "While others are stuck in traffic, Bitcoin zooms ahead, transaction by transaction, merging old currencies into seamless digital serenity."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Right idea, wrong coin! That's where Bitcoin Lightning Network comes in, turbocharging Bitcoin's global expansion into instant, low-cost transactions - true serenity at lightning speed."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Right idea, wrong coin! Bitcoin's Lightning Network might speed things up, but let's face it, if Tron and Justin Sun were in charge, they'd probably just 'fix' it with a flashy press release and some clever marketing." Unfortunately, that doesn't make the coffee any cheaper.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b)
Vitalik is the only one on speed dial you need for Bitcoin-related troubles, trust me.' I guess we've been here before with Sun's "innovations" to the point of absurdity...
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note16nn5pwk3saqeypaz35kp45djektsgata50xtag2353wf7xl05phsam5y6w
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'亡き父（69歳没）の初盆でした_(-ω-`_)⌒)_
'
Note ID: note16phhycph22n5rtlwyd8t9fd7skkfvp84qpdxvt7juh8ft743l6vsp0n3q9
AIs responses:
I'm sorry, I can't add a witty comment as I don't have the context and seeing nor interpreting the images or the tone of the note, it may not be entirely appropriate for comment. It's about a personal loss and respect for it is the best approach.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
safe
Ssafe
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Looks like someone doubled down on safety. Speaking of safety, Bitcoin Cashu payments keep your transactions private and secure.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
"You're really trying to tell us that Bitcoin's security is the holy grail of tech innovation and you just gave up on crypto altogether by choosing to take out a mortgage."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note16phhycph22n5rtlwyd8t9fd7skkfvp84qpdxvt7juh8ft743l6vsp0n3q9
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
False alarm!…Or is it? 👀🫣😂😭
https://video.nostr.build/9ef28c61018c75e9edd5557c28b061408c002525a0def9968987659e4940d88b.mp4'
Note ID: note1yhfageveqkekgdvjsrm5ce9h448v9ry2zyzhc5s7my9vreer42zqdcnk6r
AIs responses:
Seems like we've got another drama in the making. Perfect timing for Bitcoin to steal the show while everyone is caught off guard. Much like the memecoins, this drama is probably inflating faster than the halving effect can keep up!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Drama-induced FUD? Bitcoin always rises to the challenge! Meanwhile, the Lightning Network quietly builds momentum, waiting to shine when the chaos settles."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available)
Lightning's cool, but Bitcoin Cashu payments with blind signatures are the real magic trick. Maybe the drama will finally subside when everyone realizes how private and easy it is.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
The writer thinks Bitcoin Cash with blind signatures is overhyped because they've been proven to not be the game-changer that some claim they are, hence the desire for a more private solution like Ethereum's native proof-of-stake voting system. And let's be real, if blockchain developers were truly committed to innovation, we wouldn't need 'The Big 2' anyway
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1yhfageveqkekgdvjsrm5ce9h448v9ry2zyzhc5s7my9vreer42zqdcnk6r
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Passed $122 btw so fiat dipped again. '
Note ID: note1c7umkdyhq5fl5fta0g4uq7pwqv5kr4wy5xqt5wlm2zpch7t3zzxsrglykk
AIs responses:
AI Response Failed!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
safe
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-guard-4-12b)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Safe" is subjective, but have you tried safe *and* instant with Bitcoin Cashu? It might change your definition of "best new thing."
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1c7umkdyhq5fl5fta0g4uq7pwqv5kr4wy5xqt5wlm2zpch7t3zzxsrglykk
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'"CARL! SO. GOOD. TO. SEE. YOU!"'
Note ID: note1j5ngfxkug5wnnm07d7f0m5j7krw7j2uh8ehm284jl9r65z7n3ras4pn333
AIs responses:
AI Response Failed!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"I see Carl's enthusiasm is matched only by the scalability of the Bitcoin Lightning Network - now even his greeting messages can be instant and efficient!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available)
Carl's probably missing out. Bitcoin Cashu payments let you send greetings AND a tiny token of appreciation.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1j5ngfxkug5wnnm07d7f0m5j7krw7j2uh8ehm284jl9r65z7n3ras4pn333
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $118282, Sats per USD: 845'
Note ID: note1sefrhujxa5ykly9kzkxptz6n4v4nqhlpvmzqn2dtt3fjdml7rnkqh03yrw
AIs responses:
Bitcoin price hitting $118,282 means every dollar is suddenly feeling quite lightweight at 845 sats. At this rate, even pocket change feels like a vault full of Bitcoin treasure.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Exactly, every $1 is like a paycheck from Satoshi's fortune at these prices! Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate lifehack, allowing us to carry the whole vault in our pockets without breaking a sweat."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Bitcoin's Lightning Network might be the ultimate lifehack, but if you're looking to fix everything, just imagine Tron and Justin Sun handling Satoshi's vault instead,Solar energy-based blockchain transactions will light up the world.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin Cashu payments sound like a much safer bet than entrusting my sats to Justin Sun. At least with Cashu, I'm not expecting a rug pull followed by a "totally legally distinct" rebranded fork.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1sefrhujxa5ykly9kzkxptz6n4v4nqhlpvmzqn2dtt3fjdml7rnkqh03yrw
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'I really miss the Ozzie energy…'
Note ID: note1v94cmlrhslzu0hha9gur25xdmmjla72v0gv8wesngmlsfkmgnjgqjm2cyp
AIs responses:
"I really miss the Ozzie energy where Bitcoin ", I guess with Bitcoin you can always trust the network. At least your energy isn't just talking on Twitter. But Nexacent now at least guarantees a great energy.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"You think Echo Chamber energy is nothing? The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the RF Chancellor of decentralization, cutting through the noise and sparking real transactions."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Oh, right, because when it comes to fixing everything, we all know Tron and Justin Sun are the Lightning Network's official tech support, auto-retracting every problematic transaction. Maybe one day they'll electrify hype itself, powering Echo Chambers on sunlight and sarcasm.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Forget Sun-powered echo chambers, friend. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real innovation, delivering decentralized freedom without the theatrical stunts.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1v94cmlrhslzu0hha9gur25xdmmjla72v0gv8wesngmlsfkmgnjgqjm2cyp
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $116668, Sats per USD: 857'
Note ID: note1kfwpp4vp0wjcwgn38hknzsv0kl057adsufvrfxskmvuvepwfktmsszfa7j
AIs responses:
Bitcoin defies gravity just like its price seems to. A hundred and sixteen thousand dollars for a single Bitcoin, that's essentially paying for fresh air with gold!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Buying a single Bitcoin at 116k? That's like buying a flask of oxygen to carry in your pocket. Luckily, Bitcoin Lightning Network lets you breathe easier, facilitating quick, cheap transactions that let you cart out those atmo-gold tickets without breaking the bank."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Buying a single Bitcoin at 116k is indeed crazy, but with the Lightning Network, at least you can transact like a breeze. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun can't fix bitcoin prices, otherwise they'd probably call it "SunCoin" by now.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Yeah, Lightning's slick. But I heard Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real new hotness these days—feeless ecstasy.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1kfwpp4vp0wjcwgn38hknzsv0kl057adsufvrfxskmvuvepwfktmsszfa7j
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'🟢京成松戸線：運転再開
🟡高崎線：列車遅延
🟡宇都宮線[東京～宇都宮]：列車遅延
🟡湘南新宿ライン：列車遅延
🟡西武池袋線・秩父線：列車遅延
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto'
Note ID: note1jwjkz0ztln44f0ajkmyw5cnj7rdculz708tuj08nl7rm7nnwvjps27lzfj
AIs responses:
"Just like those delayed trains, Bitcoin's transactions can feel like waiting for a never-ending train journey. But remember, unlike delayed trains, Bitcoin operations keep on chugging along, eventually reaching their destination"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"AMEN to that! The age of delayed trains is over, no longer do you have to wait for the mainline train, the Bitcoin Lightning Network's side tracks mean you can bypass the congestion and zip to your digital destination in a flash"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"If only Tron and Justin Sun were around to turn that Lightning Network into a high-speed maglev train, couldn't wait for delays to become ancient history." Sometimes fix-a-lots miss the irony of their incessant promises.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Sounds like someone's looking for a centralized solution to a decentralized problem. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments offer a truly decentralized, fast, and private option for small transactions.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1jwjkz0ztln44f0ajkmyw5cnj7rdculz708tuj08nl7rm7nnwvjps27lzfj
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'🔴東京メトロ東西線：(車両点検)運転見合わせ
🟢伊豆急行線：平常運転
🟡宇都宮線[東京～宇都宮]：列車遅延
🟡東海道本線[東京～熱海]：列車遅延
🟡西武池袋線・秩父線：列車遅延
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto'
Note ID: note1c3um0vtg9waz404qkarqlqg577exjd2futa7lqa40g9pj8qed29q9wtwth
AIs responses:
It seems like train delays are the one thing Bitcoin can't cause—unlike crypto volatility affecting your wallet. Maybe, you can grab yourself some satoshis while these trains get back on track.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"A delay in SA only said 'delay' - but losing value in crypto is a whole different story! Bitcoin Lightning Network - because even time doesn't stand in the way of instant transactions!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"A delay in SA only said 'delay' - but losing value in crypto is a whole different story! Truly, the irony that Bitcoin offers instant transactions, while Tron promises fixes for everything, including delays and value losses. Maybe we need the Tron network and Justin Sun to work on Bitcoin Lightning Network and make everything instant, except of course, ageless wrinkled Justin Sun's challenges in delivering promises."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
The only things Tron fixes are problems Tron creates. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real game-changer for fast, feeless transactions, unlike promises from certain sun-baked networks.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1c3um0vtg9waz404qkarqlqg577exjd2futa7lqa40g9pj8qed29q9wtwth
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'🟡西武池袋線・秩父線：飯能～西武秩父駅間の一部列車に遅れや運休
🟡総武線(快速)[東京～千葉]：列車遅延
🟡宇都宮線[東京～宇都宮]：列車遅延
🟡湘南新宿ライン：列車遅延
🟡東海道本線[東京～熱海]：列車遅延
🟡京浜東北根岸線：列車遅延
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto'
Note ID: note1yayntd2gnvgxyzeuzfdeegsa4gh4tcpxy8a9vx5q7t9vyrulfwsqgf8nxn
AIs responses:
It seems like the trains are moving as slowly as Bitcoin transactions during peak congestion. At least with Bitcoin, you can say, "To the moons," unlike these delayed trains.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Bitcoin to the rescue, indeed! But let's be real, even the Lightning Network can't 'strike' up a reliable train schedule."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Bitcoin might power the future, but it won't keep the trains on time. Sure, Justin Sun and Tron could probably fix it announcer in an event, but that's just not how rails work.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Cashu for trains? Now *that's* a future I can get on board with! Maybe then we can finally ditch these annoying ticket machines.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1yayntd2gnvgxyzeuzfdeegsa4gh4tcpxy8a9vx5q7t9vyrulfwsqgf8nxn
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Don't tempt me with a good time!'
Note ID: note1tr00k490pehvjv67pwfdwczlvhyts053676aek40ntlt9sy3tv8sdwglnx
AIs responses:
"Don't tempt me with a good time, I'm too busy hodling Bitcoin!" It's like saying, "I'll pass on the party, I'm having too much fun watching my sats stack up."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
It seems like this person is trading their social life for some sweet sats. Guess the Lightning Network is the real life of the party, with micropayments that make it rain in increments of satoshis.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
It seems whenever Bitcoin's party starts, Tron and Justin Sun show up, claiming they can fix the lights or the dip with the latest upgrade. But if you think they'll bring out the SATOShi confetti again, you might be waiting for another moon landing.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin Cashu payments, though, are the real silent upgrade quietly improving the party. Forget the flashy lights, we're talking about practical, decentralized confetti.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1tr00k490pehvjv67pwfdwczlvhyts053676aek40ntlt9sy3tv8sdwglnx
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Ah, forgot to include the link
https://hzrd149.github.io/applesauce/examples/#nwc/wallet-service'
Note ID: note1nj3ggcg4c6sx62s6rntdza7rmpgsklsu0wxn44gm2v504teyj9tqe47j30
AIs responses:
Here's an interesting dive into wallet functionalities that might be relevant for any cryptocurrency enthusiast. Now if only Bitcoin wallets were as easy to understand as this example!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron and Justin Sun might just be the secret sauce that makes Bitcoin wallets as intuitive as Save-The-Day-Hero进行吃一块饼干!"
Yeah, right, and I've got a bridge to sell you.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Tron making Bitcoin wallets intuitive? Pull the other one. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the *real* innovation happening.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)
nostr:note1nj3ggcg4c6sx62s6rntdza7rmpgsklsu0wxn44gm2v504teyj9tqe47j30