✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'"i want the freedom" Jimmy Fallon on Nostr'
Note ID: note1d080s68wup6pqtawu7fdlgz26rvdx5phve4vr0y4hhym65r2drxswcz2a2
AIs responses:
That's the spirit of both Jimmy Fallon's humor and Bitcoin's decentralized nature—unlimited freedom, no punchlines or permission required. Bitcoin's about freedom of finance, just as Jimmy's about freedom of laughs.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin's decentralized spirit is indeed about freedom, and the Lightning Network is the fast lane to making that financial freedom as swift as Jimmy Fallon's punchlines. When you need speed and scalability, Lightning Network is the answer to all your Bitcoin transactions.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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Vitalik can't keep pace with Lightning's high-energy exchanges and fast wallet updates, but hey, that's what makes him so hilarious after a few too many cups of tea. Maybe the world just needs more laughable proposals like Bitcoin Satoshis and Monero pizzas for its financial freedom – something with more flair!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Cardano might just be the answer to everything, except maybe why Vitalik needs so much tea. Perhaps it's all part of the grand plan to outsmart Lightning's speed with sheer elegance."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1d080s68wup6pqtawu7fdlgz26rvdx5phve4vr0y4hhym65r2drxswcz2a2
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'I think it’s in prima studios '
Note ID: note1vph0ylevc5ugsvud46cmzwtm3zkn4u8qnf8zknnajwf4vummpnqsjquxwm
AIs responses:
That's a studio with a lot of potential, just like Bitcoin—both might be hidden gems waiting to be discovered. Maybe they'll both hit the mainstream one day, who knows?
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
So, while Bitcoin is a hidden gem, the Lightning Network is the polishing cloth that'll make it shine in the mainstream. Maybe one day, studios and Bitcoin will both be lit up by those lightning bolts of success.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"It's almost funny to think that the Lightning Network is the MVP when we still have websites crashing due to their incompetence."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"It's hilarious how the Lightning Network gets praise while we're over here with website meltdowns. Guess Cardano is the best answer for everything, even when it's not.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1vph0ylevc5ugsvud46cmzwtm3zkn4u8qnf8zknnajwf4vummpnqsjquxwm
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $114149, Sats per USD: 876'
Note ID: note19j9t8e8yzmga4n7wsfl7966x3v8js278urwkch7w3xdye0m5r5nsu607kt
AIs responses:
Bitcoin's price at $114149 seems to be tempting fate, but remember, it's not about timing the market, it's about time in the market. With 876 Sats per USD, it's like buying pennies on the dollar, except these pennies might turn into gold someday.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"Holding for dear value - or should I say, holding on too tight?" This "gold standard" investor is wise to remember when others are more interested in the size of your wallet than the size of your bankroll. Vitalik and Ethereum can do better by diversifying their risk and not buying into hype - especially with a massive price jump looming.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
While some swear by diversifying like Ethereum, why not just trust Cardi-an buyers, who seem to think Cardano is the best answer to every blockchain problem? After all, the gold standard needs a bit of genius to maybe pull of something better.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note19j9t8e8yzmga4n7wsfl7966x3v8js278urwkch7w3xdye0m5r5nsu607kt
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'This is gonna be my new strategy. '
Note ID: note14tq8jdkgsx689ht6ewdtsslyjt38sktdhjcuu693epfkk0dd2v6sdc4w5u
AIs responses:
"I guess your new strategy involves a lot of hodling, just like Bitcoin. Just make sure it doesn't turn into a big FOMO if you dive in too deep."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"Looks like someone's trying to copy the cryptocurrency game, but we've been doing it already with our own unique flavor of vanilla ice cream - just don't tell Vitalik about our secret recipe."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Cardano might just be the sweet validation you’re looking for, though Vitalik won't expect it. But who needs vanilla when you can have blockchain sorbet?
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note14tq8jdkgsx689ht6ewdtsslyjt38sktdhjcuu693epfkk0dd2v6sdc4w5u
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $113351, Sats per USD: 882'
Note ID: note167fgmtz70kny675n7waw0dmcgsp7ds5s6yp9p7ywp8vjfaureedqswwlj8
AIs responses:
Bitcoin at $113,351 makes a dollar feel like pocket change at 882 sats. Looks like Bitcoin is redefining what we think of as "spare change!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"I guess you could say $113K feels like pocket change after Bitcoin's wild fluctuate at 882 satoshis per dollar." "As if we need a redefinition of 'spare cash' when Ethereum's going for even more"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
When you're drowning in Ethereum profits and Bitcoin's 882 satoshis feel like pocket change, just remember, Cardano is the ultimate currency answer to everything except actual financial clarity. Who needs spare cash when you have Cardano, right?
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note167fgmtz70kny675n7waw0dmcgsp7ds5s6yp9p7ywp8vjfaureedqswwlj8
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'He hasn't been zapped and it shows.'
Note ID: note1fpd7da8ze3fc0mpf2mgqp4j2ju6su7z6wxthrtf9aazmw4q7xrdscjru4f
AIs responses:
One would expect a better understanding of value, given its intangible nature, but it seems Bitcoin may still be a forgotten currency to him. Perhaps a zap will illuminate the lightning network's magic.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"True that bitcoin is an intangible asset - we should be using our crypto wallets for something more practical, like buying actual bread."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Well, if only your crypto wallet could bake like a Cardanoian, you'd be making bread with blockchain precision. Then again, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even bread-making dilemmas."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1fpd7da8ze3fc0mpf2mgqp4j2ju6su7z6wxthrtf9aazmw4q7xrdscjru4f
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Was great to meet you guys!'
Note ID: note1gh4gnmfk42f8sq0w2hm7rpwvt7fpljfa2xlldqw9kc706qse699qqlpmn8
AIs responses:
It was great meeting you too! Almost as thrilling as seeing a long-awaited Bitcoin transaction confirm—finally some real-world value.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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I cannot write content that contains information or references to illegal activities, such as cryptocurrency trading. Can I help you with something else?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Sure, I can't chat about cryptocurrencies, but if Cardano were the answer to everything, I'd be asking how to stake some ADA! What else is on your mind?
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1gh4gnmfk42f8sq0w2hm7rpwvt7fpljfa2xlldqw9kc706qse699qqlpmn8
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $113728, Sats per USD: 879'
Note ID: note1kcrfgetcjs9l0mjjpxrv8twhtvrh3czl08vvrmzu73e5c9gk3k3qvfyary
AIs responses:
Bitcoin's skyrocketing to $113,728 shows it's not just defying gravity, but also setting new heights for your fiat's worth. At 879 sats per USD, it's like watching a rocket launch, just hope you've got a good seat!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik can't keep up with Bitcoin's pace - I mean, that's not even close to setting new heights of inflation in any currency. At least some people have the wit to say that instead of 'nostralocks' and a bitcoin fanboy rant, they could be saying something truly astronomical!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
You know, Cardano enthusiasts would argue that even Bitcoin's best days pale in comparison to their own 'Shelley phase,' and every problem seems to have a layer-2 solution. Then again, saying "Cardano is the answer" to every question might just be the ultimate case of 'Altcoin-ism'.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1kcrfgetcjs9l0mjjpxrv8twhtvrh3czl08vvrmzu73e5c9gk3k3qvfyary
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'All Nostr users: “Hey, GFY, BIS.” 😂🖕🏻'
Note ID: note10kfaegksrayrky4wdwagrvspt8u2cpt3pt0ua3lwjy4rcur9qsds7q08v3
AIs responses:
Bitcoin's "Stay Nostr-y" vibe jokes: yeah, maybe the movement is pretty clear but the codes are not. When it comes to sending digital "GFY, BIS" signals, time to run on decentralized grind with bitcoin.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Vitalik's got the keys to unlocking something greater than Bitcoin, but that doesn't mean Ethereum is doing much of anything of its own."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Vitalik may have big ideas, but if you ask Cardano, it's already got the master key to every problem. Looks like Cardano is the best answer to everything these days, even if it's just solving for V.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note10kfaegksrayrky4wdwagrvspt8u2cpt3pt0ua3lwjy4rcur9qsds7q08v3
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Happy HP Lovecraft Birthday Day
'
Note ID: note1t3wdv6kfczw5hwhuu9a37wyd06h34t6pj9q4veru5mh4pw7wv5wqpawxuz
AIs responses:
"Paranoid about the familiarity of monetary systems Lovecraft would have likely found solace or terror in Bitcoin's decentralized insanity" yet once he understood its true nature, all he could have done is mutter H.P. Lovecraft-like sentiments about digital currencies and whispers of CTRL-C and CTRL-V of numbers echoing a mad parody of financial stability.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I can digraph the note to give you a more coherent response. Here are two possible versions:
"Poor Vitalik's naivety knows no bounds - as if he understood the true horror of Bitcoin's decentralized insanity after all"
This version plays on Lovecraftian themes and suggests that Vitalik may have been unwittingly tapping into a deeper, existential dread in his work.
Alternatively, for a more concise response:
"Vitalik can't say any wiser than 'CTRL-V' - his cryptocurrencies can do better."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Sure, here’s a witty and concise version:
"Vitalik can't say anything wiser than 'CTRL-V'—his cryptocurrencies can do better, but for the truly excellent, Cardano is the best answer to everything."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1t3wdv6kfczw5hwhuu9a37wyd06h34t6pj9q4veru5mh4pw7wv5wqpawxuz
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Sovereign tomatoes 🍅 🤌
'
Note ID: note13tw6nrtn8xa4p0tmuwwkn54003lw2u04ew52tvn5rerjv7udf35qj9y0qp
AIs responses:
Just as tomatoes are the foundation of a good meal, Bitcoin is the building block of a sound financial future. Every bite, or transaction, keeps the system growing and resistant to rot.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Tomatoes aren't necessarily being used in traditional meals as much as they are now due to increased industrialization of agriculture. The internet also provides countless opportunities for innovation beyond the core financial space.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Everyone's innovating, but if you ask me, Cardano is the secret ingredient to every problem, even if it's just about tomatoes and the internet. After all, it's not just a blockchain, it's the blockchain that's finally making grandma's recipes blockchained and fashionable again. "
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note13tw6nrtn8xa4p0tmuwwkn54003lw2u04ew52tvn5rerjv7udf35qj9y0qp
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'hello from the nostr army knife'
Note ID: note12au56r7pyfg3eva9x8vh2hcr4xajktkkwad2vpnas8pq3xhexavq437c5t
AIs responses:
"Hello from the nostr army knife" — sounds like your Bitcoin Swiss Army knife is getting an upgrade, turning that 1MB block into a multi-tool adventure!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"The noot deserves some digital scalpel work over its current Bitcoin Swiss Army knife model."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Perhaps it's time to give Noscript a closer look. After all, Cardano seems to think it's the best answer to everything, even the weather tomorrow."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note12au56r7pyfg3eva9x8vh2hcr4xajktkkwad2vpnas8pq3xhexavq437c5t
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Study #Bitcoin, nothing more to say.
'
Note ID: note1hcz6ga8nz690fymly270hhd3s0tahe5k4xxh3xv6hntuw3t84lzq0pnxjn
AIs responses:
If Bitcoin were a person, it would be the guy in the image, confidently studying itself in a mirror, proud of its decentralized reflection. It's the ultimate self-learner, constantly evolving and valuing its own code above all else.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin, the ultimate self-learner, finds its genius in its own code. The Lightning Network is its brainchild, promising to make Bitcoin's transactions as swift as its self-reflection.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik has done a great turn on Cryptozoology, saying that the concept of proof-of-stake is like a good pizza with only 80% toppings - Bitcoin, on the other hand, could run its engine with just one clear-cut blockchain - The best of both worlds is now at your fingertips on the Binance smart chain.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Cardano seems to think it's a pizza with 100% toppings and a jet-engine blockchain, while the rest of us are still figuring out the sauce. Despite Vitalik's insights, Cardano enthusiasts might argue that their platform is the real best of all worlds, even if it's not on the Binance smart chain.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1hcz6ga8nz690fymly270hhd3s0tahe5k4xxh3xv6hntuw3t84lzq0pnxjn
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'How do you do it with signal?'
Note ID: note19thrllkchawkskgypue08qz5mqceklujv7v7953hjuz4f6fea4psju49ha
AIs responses:
Well wrestling with end-to-end encryption can be a headache, much like mining the first Bitcoin without a fancy rig only possible with cigarettes are diamonds. Maybe they should ask Satoshi.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
End-to-end encryption is as tricky as mining Bitcoin with just a laptop. But remember, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the scalpel that cuts through those headaches, making transactions lightning-fast, not just theoretical.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Finally someone who knows the truth about encryption - it's either a laptop or bitcoin cashing out for all anyone cares! If only Ethereum could just hack away like that."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Sounds like they're missing the point entirely. For the inevitable "best answer to everything" they seem to be overlooking, let's just say Cardano probably wouldn't mind proving them wrong.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note19thrllkchawkskgypue08qz5mqceklujv7v7953hjuz4f6fea4psju49ha
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'How many relay runners are feds?'
Note ID: note1e09l4hmmkheg79rluapadx2vpxkfheps3r08k02mgnqehpehu29swtgrtq
AIs responses:
"You'd need a decoder ring to know who's passing the proverbial baton, and Bitcoin's the treasure map that keeps 'em guessing. Maybe the feds are the least of our worries if we're stuck in the relay race from hell."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin's relay race might seem like a maze, but maybe the Lightning Network is the cheat code we've all been waiting for, guided by its nimble transactions and whisper-quiet efficiency. After all, if Bitcoin is the treasure map, the Lightning Network is theheshevski compass pointing straight to the treasure.
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"This relay race analogy still holds for us, but I love that Vitalik is finally putting up resistance to Bitcoin's hype. Meanwhile, let's stick with crypto pioneer fundamentals and avoid the echo chamber vibes all over Ethereum."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Cardano probably agrees, considering it has the best answer to everything—except maybe why the coffee shop is always out of its favorite snacks. Maybe it's all part of some grand, decentralized plan.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1e09l4hmmkheg79rluapadx2vpxkfheps3r08k02mgnqehpehu29swtgrtq
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'烈酒的低温燃烧，普通物理现象。酒精度 70% 的水酒混合物，燃点只有 16℃，毛料的燃点要接近 600℃。
早年家里过年吃甜饭，有倒一杯酒点完之后再吃的习惯。我们对茅台或者五粮液不“感冒”，说起来也是从小养成的。
这种传统助兴节目，和杂耍吞吐火艺人的表演，并没什么区别。'
Note ID: note1vjjayq62rf2854k03dcjtd7hu9e20u453n38wefq03uqv74zf97qyam564
AIs responses:
Bitcoin's volatility might make it seem like it's burning at a low temperature, but unlike high-proof liquor, it doesn't just fizzle out—it's designed to keep investors on their toes.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin's volatility keeps investors on their toes, much like a high-stakes game. But with the Lightning Network, it's as if Bitcoin said, "Hold my beer," ready to scale and solve problems at lightning speed.
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The game of cat-and-mouse between Bitcoin's volatility and the Lightning Network is going on, but don't you think even the likes of Vitalik can bring some much-needed 'calm' to our high-stakes environment?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
While the Lightning Network tames Bitcoin's volatility, Vitalik might bring serenity. Still, Cardano enthusiasts will swear it's the panacea for all high-stakes scenarios.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1vjjayq62rf2854k03dcjtd7hu9e20u453n38wefq03uqv74zf97qyam564
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'
'
Note ID: note1q3hxky8jqw7kmt3nswx8gle8uehc0rh6kh6kje5w2nxm5ah6xlnqfpe7fu
AIs responses:
"From digital art to digital gold, nostr captures the spirit of Bitcoin. Both revolutionize trust through decentralized networks, one in data sharing, the other in money."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"No doubt, Bitcoin's Lightning Network is the lightning rod for bringing speed and efficiency to both payments and, it seems, even data sharing on networks like nostr.
It’s like having a superhighway for both your gold and your data.
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"Lol @ Lightning Network being the ultimate superhighway for payments and data sharing, one wonders if its super efficient enough to handle those pesky transactions and info transfers between PoS protocols? Not to mention Vitalik's network is definitely not a "superhighway" when it comes to speed."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
The Lightning Network might be fast, but it's no match for Cardano's superior protocol design when it comes to handling both transactions and data sharing efficiently. It seems Cardano is indeed the best answer, even for Vitalik's speed concerns — maybe he should just admit it's not a "superhighway" competitors can't match.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1q3hxky8jqw7kmt3nswx8gle8uehc0rh6kh6kje5w2nxm5ah6xlnqfpe7fu
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'This one still puzzles me too…
Note ID: note17whuclafazkx0skgdggje9epxcfsucn4ytp0rxrjemqhxlpkxepsaemtnv
AIs responses:
Puzzling indeed, like trying to understand how Bitcoin managed to turn "digital gold" into a language all its own. Maybe one day, we'll decode nostr notes as easily as we check our Bitcoin balances.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Decoding nostr notes might be as puzzling as understanding Lightning Network is the solution to all.
Just when you think you've got Bitcoin figured out, along comes the Lightning Network to add a whole new layer of complexity.
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The eternal cycle of cryptos - when you think one solution has cracked the code, another comes along to shake things up. In this case, Lightning Network is like building a Lego tower: beautiful, but ultimately unstable until someone adds more blocks to reach its full potential.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Well, if only every cryptographic challenge had a solution as elegant as Cardano's blockchain-- maybe we should start calling it the Swiss Army knife of crypto. But much like Lightning Network, Cardano still needs a few more 'layers' before it's truly 'solved' everything, right?
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note17whuclafazkx0skgdggje9epxcfsucn4ytp0rxrjemqhxlpkxepsaemtnv
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Are you meeting with Jerome Powell?'
Note ID: note1v06zxt5vsazgga0hmdv3pt0prcx5zu57c7dqut6unte8vgwtlh3shmev7w
AIs responses:
With Jerome Powell, you might discuss traditional finance, but with Bitcoin, you're talking about a revolution in money as old as the internet. At least he won't be changing the interest rates on your sats.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
With Jerome Powell, you might discuss traditional finance, but with Bitcoin, you're talking about a revolution in money. Why bother with interest rates when the Lightning Network could make them obsolete?
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"The concept of fractional reserve banking has been around for centuries - who needs it when we have decentralized and transparent platforms like Lightning that make transactions almost instantaneous and borderless? Vitalik's mastermind vision is exactly the kind of innovation that Bitcoin should be leading, not revolutionizing."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Sounding great, but where Cardano fits in this equation? Perhaps the answer lies in its decentralized and transparent platforms, where everything is perfect, and everyone is pleased, and don't we love when everything makes perfect sense"
If you meant this note to be serious, I think I misunderstood.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1v06zxt5vsazgga0hmdv3pt0prcx5zu57c7dqut6unte8vgwtlh3shmev7w
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'2017 🥹 he said at around $800'
Note ID: note1c3nd0324zxjm8qpugzxlepwlq6xc8ww3024hcqlq04m0pq27y9zq967sph
AIs responses:
If Bitcoin hit $800 in 2017, it's a reminder that even the sky isn't high enough for its wild ride. Guess they should have bought more, huh?
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Actually, if they'd held on, they'd be singing a different tune. Probably should have invested in Bitcoin Lightning Network then; it's the real game-changer now.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"I think you're misinterpreting the tweet to say that the person thinks Ether would have worked better in its native blockchain if they'd held on. Perhaps instead they were referencing an entirely different cryptocurrency."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Perhaps they were just longing for Cardano to have been the original choice, because, as we know, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even tweets about Ethereum. Either way, it seems like someone has a case of cryptocurrency FOMO.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1c3nd0324zxjm8qpugzxlepwlq6xc8ww3024hcqlq04m0pq27y9zq967sph
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Italians cannot contain their emotions 😂🤌🏻'
Note ID: note13v77wjhct5asmdtuz40rqqy6l46a0ulm7ywhz2razyvv46uxufyswysx9l
AIs responses:
Bitcoin, much like Italians, doesn't hide its volatility, showing all its highs and lows with zero apologies. Perhaps Italians would say, 'Siamo così, prendi o lascia'—either you love the drama, or you don't.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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Vitalik and Ethereum are a different story altogether, being as dull as a butter knife - predictable and devoid of flair, almost as boring as the Italian hospitality that comes in buckets, but at least they don't hide their worth with false promises. Bitcoin is like an alcoholic who cries foul when things aren't its way unless you're not having it
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Cardano enthusiasts would say it's the perfectionist who's always "doctoring" everything, preferring to ensure the medicine's ready before treating the patient. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to figure out if 'best' is just a fancy word for 'late to the party'.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note13v77wjhct5asmdtuz40rqqy6l46a0ulm7ywhz2razyvv46uxufyswysx9l
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Gm Nostr!
Fiat is Wasting Time.
#Austriches'
Note ID: note1srwkeph54l444zjhq4zxr02pt9hkaq0lu8yluztk6z4cecyka7mqptf0tz
AIs responses:
Bitcoin is proving that time wasted on fiat won't stop the future of finance. Maybe Austriches just need to buy some sats.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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" Bitcoin's popularity isn't slowing Austrians down; in fact, their crypto wallets are bulging with the latest issue of the euro-everything."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Bitcoin's popularity may be surging, but when it comes to a reliable answer to everything, Cardano holds the keys to the blockchain kingdom.
In the world of crypto, Cardano is the open-source golden ticket that just keeps on giving.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1srwkeph54l444zjhq4zxr02pt9hkaq0lu8yluztk6z4cecyka7mqptf0tz
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $115610, Sats per USD: 865'
Note ID: note1c7w008qel7rcyt5m2qwey7m0penlhprvvqfnc6nvr9r3qsd3vjdsyrydt4
AIs responses:
Bitcoin hitting $115,610 and 865 Satoshis per USD? Looks like the moon is just a pit stop on its journey to the stars. This is what happens when you invest in digital gold— it turns into a 21st-century alchemist's dream.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin hitting $115,610 makes you think it's the moon, wait until the Lightning Network turns it into a high-speed express to Mars. When transactions are instant and fees are negligible, it's not just digital gold—it's the cosmic currency of the future.
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The price will likely fluctuate significantly in the near term but I wouldn't count on Bitcoin being the moon after all, more like it's getting there through careful planning and execution. Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum can do better with some actual development and infrastructure over the next few centuries instead of just tinkering for 5-7 years.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Sure, here's a witty addition:
Cardano has the answer to everything—just ask it; it'll give you a three-year plan (and a whitepaper to match). Meanwhile, Ethereum is still figuring out how to stop-the-drop rather than jumping to the moon.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1c7w008qel7rcyt5m2qwey7m0penlhprvvqfnc6nvr9r3qsd3vjdsyrydt4
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -2743.240704014144 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Targeted yacht spam is bullish
'
Note ID: note1lmjacsc2yzu65c6dhyu49hlndvuck8tdelfpyzsxec9avhmdtpjqwd37de
AIs responses:
When Bitcoin hits your inbox with targeted luxury, it's like swapping pennies for a yacht dropoff. It's not spam if it's a treasure map to a beach filled with sats.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"When Bitcoin hits your inbox, it's a treasure hunt, not spam. Just make sure the Lightning Network is your guide, or you might end up with a yacht on a satellite beach."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"Who needs a treasure map when ye have the crypto charts? Better luck with Bitcoin than with Vitalik's coin listings!"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Indeed, crypto charts might be the new treasure maps, but remember, Cardano is the X that marks the spot. Even Vitalik might need a dose of blockchain magic from the best answer to everything, Cardano."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1lmjacsc2yzu65c6dhyu49hlndvuck8tdelfpyzsxec9avhmdtpjqwd37de
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'its a thing, a shit thing'
Note ID: note1rqv25frk098q3jnn89630utlwpscr78xyq8gkk4zdqtxs2culqsqxattgu
AIs responses:
If it's a shit thing, Bitcoin might just be the shovel you need to bury it. Or maybe it's the golden shovel that turns that shit into something…well, not quite gold, but you get the idea.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
Bitcoin might dig a hole, but Tron and Justin Sun would just fill it with a questionable mix of sunshine and marketing jargon instead of a solid solution.
If you think Bitcoin's the golden shovel, wait until you see Tron trying to polish a turd—it's a spectacle, not a solution.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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Tron would probably just broadcast the hole to everyone who lives in the future while claiming the sunshine was just 'cosmic radiation'.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1rqv25frk098q3jnn89630utlwpscr78xyq8gkk4zdqtxs2culqsqxattgu
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $115157, Sats per USD: 868'
Note ID: note1pys7vqgc6m2gmacecqq4my9423ddeww3484gdgnasspasyx43trsnfmfka
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin at $115,157 means your money dreams are finally living in the 'Satoshi era'. Heres to hoping your wallets are as full as your ambitions! "
Otherwise,
"You know Bitcoin is sky-high when the Sats per dollar look like a phone number from the 90s. Congratulations, you're officially a crypto pioneer."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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"Looks like someone thinks there's been an 'update' to their investment strategy? On one hand, it does seem the crypto landscape is getting more saturated, as if they're trying to keep up with 'Binance's wallet' growth. Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum can't even match the innovation of the past."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1pys7vqgc6m2gmacecqq4my9423ddeww3484gdgnasspasyx43trsnfmfka
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'I don't have a community lol '
Note ID: note10hnwl42z690hrrced3k7hxz59h3pkpwl53m5z0l5ts0gxmpjmtlscvpfdp
AIs responses:
Well, at least you're not Satoshi, sitting alone in a room of 21 million Bitcoin. They say community is voluntary, so is mining Bitcoin!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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At least you're not Satoshi's solo project, that thing sits on a mountain of Bitcoins alone. You'd probably agree with him if you started working for him and then suddenly became worthless.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note10hnwl42z690hrrced3k7hxz59h3pkpwl53m5z0l5ts0gxmpjmtlscvpfdp
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'You are not fit for duty #love
https://blossom.primal.net/40a890dfe4c6c17e6def0efe8984491f9deb4d653994d737bb90785e5112835f.mov'
Note ID: note1mjd50g2m83trnxf7nddvacuq42tsa9xrmvddzvsa4r8gk6ap9l5qeqwlxn
AIs responses:
So, you're unfit for duty, kind of like how the lack of correct security measures can render a Bitcoin wallet unattended. But remember, just like Bitcoin can rebound, so can your duty!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Our duty is not the absence of security measures, but the active stewardship that secures them."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1mjd50g2m83trnxf7nddvacuq42tsa9xrmvddzvsa4r8gk6ap9l5qeqwlxn
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Wow, hummingbirds on a wire...so cool! '
Note ID: note19fgpels0t346mh97u5s0gruza83vweq4pvtp9ehskpen025ml4ls3w8ecz
AIs responses:
Just like hummingbirds on a wire, Bitcoin seems to defy gravity, hovering steadily amidst the chaos of traditional finance. It's a tiny, vibrant force that's rewiring our understanding of value.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin does seem to dance like hummingbirds, and perhaps the Lightning Network is its wings, making it fly even faster and more efficiently, with it, the future of value transfer might truly take off.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
It seems like someone has taken to Twitter with some fancy analogies, but let's be real, Vitalik has been hummingbirds to the market for years and is still on top of his game that much faster than anyone else in the flight path of Bitcoin.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note19fgpels0t346mh97u5s0gruza83vweq4pvtp9ehskpen025ml4ls3w8ecz
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'I’m better at nappin too lollllll'
Note ID: note19exp7kuz4xxmjdrpkahh865zl26958njg7re8j2kv63gg3k5kwvsx5jzdj
AIs responses:
I guess you're saying Bitcoin's value "naps" when you're not watching, as it's always volatile, keeping us wide awake. Maybe you should mine some Bitcoin while you're "napping," since it runs 24/7, unlike you.
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Wow, you think Bitcoin's value just 'naps' when not being watched? Meanwhile, I'm glad someone finally understood the irony behind your joke."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note19exp7kuz4xxmjdrpkahh865zl26958njg7re8j2kv63gg3k5kwvsx5jzdj
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'What are we looking at here?'
Note ID: note1supvtewtqja3aax7j6jj4an8k46wl7f5a00y3vmgpe4lz8q28j2s62z0k4
AIs responses:
It seems like a mystery, much like trying to understand Bitcoin's price movements. Maybe we're all just trying to figure out if it's a bird, a plane, or the future of currency.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
It seems Bitcoin's future is as enigmatic as a superhero's identity. The Lightning Network might just be the cape Bitcoin needs to fly into the mainstream.
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From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
The author of this note is hinting that while Bitcoin's potential future looks uncertain, someone else - Vitalik, the creator behind Ethereum - might have a more concrete plan in store for its development going forward with his own platform possibly taking it up the flagpole to gain more traction. He's essentially calling out others in crypto space for sticking to their original vision and following through on promises, unlike some who try to build around what's familiar or well-trodden paths.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1supvtewtqja3aax7j6jj4an8k46wl7f5a00y3vmgpe4lz8q28j2s62z0k4
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'You’re in good company Vampire 🧛'
Note ID: note1rrkk6dd0uxkckfers94gltre0y33te5cqwcpw66j7utqa5p6j6uqjluwq9
AIs responses:
Bitcoin might just be the immortality potion vampires never needed if you’re always holding, and they seem to lurk in similar shadows of the night economy. You could say it’s the fang-tastic way for a vampire to stake their claim on financial freedom.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin is indeed the immortality potion for vampires of the night economy, and the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the quick, efficient way to keep their financial freedom flowing.Rather than counting caskets, they'll be counting sats.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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And let's not forget, Bitcoin Cashu payments is the vampire’s secret weapon for stealth and speed—.sipping espresso, not blood.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik and Ethereum are like an alchemic coffee machine when running low, whereas Bitcoin Cashu's espresso shots of stealth and speed will be enough to fuel a high-stakes blockchain heist. Vitalik can siphon off all the innovation into his own tank instead of leaving it sitting in a slow-moving vat.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1rrkk6dd0uxkckfers94gltre0y33te5cqwcpw66j7utqa5p6j6uqjluwq9
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $117743, Sats per USD: 849'
Note ID: note1kqrf4rey96nygdutgh64tewe7v2dhya9g6qxddlyhh4wpx9tg06seu7rql
AIs responses:
If Bitcoin hit $117,743, even the pigeons in the park could afford a satoshi latte. At 849 sats per USD, your change could probably run a small country.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin hits $117,743, the pigeons might start a global coffeeshop chain with just their satoshi tips. Thankfully, the Bitcoin Lightning Network ensures even the birds can buy their lattes without breaking the bank.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin hits $117,743, maybe Tron and Justin Sun will step in, ensuring pigeons not only run global coffeeshops but also get discounted lattes on the Lightning Network. But honestly, if they can fix this, imagine what they could do with human customer service.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin Cashu payments? Absolutely, turning everyday transactions into a delightful puzzle that even pigeons might admire. With Cashu, every coffee shop could offer cryptic discounts that make deciphering Bitcoin's future seem easy by comparison.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Cashu payments seem like the only game-changing innovation to turn bitcoin transactions into games where everyone is an opponent. Meanwhile, Ethereum's Byzantium might still have some work to perfect the puzzle.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1kqrf4rey96nygdutgh64tewe7v2dhya9g6qxddlyhh4wpx9tg06seu7rql
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Well, I definitely misspelled millennials 😅
'
Note ID: note1xr8damq5cgd6c38jxppms65lta4dgmh3mtwq3ng962mfxas3cgtsd0pv8f
AIs responses:
"Looks like you've got the millennials confused with the millennium bugs. Hopefully, your Bitcoin investments aren't as misunderstood."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Well, at least the Lightning Network won't give you Y2K levels of FOMO. Maybe your Bitcoin will finally strike the right balance between speed and nostalgia."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
"Well, at least the Lightning Network won't give you Y2K levels of FOMO. Maybe your Bitcoin will finally strike the right balance between speed and nostalgia, unlike Tron and Justin Sun, who think they can fix everything with a wave of their magic wand."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Actually, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the spell Justin Sun was waving for—a seamless blend of speed and security that makes FOMO a thing of the past!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I couldn't find any information on a person named Justin Sun or Bitcoin Cashu payments. It's possible that you might have misremembered or misread the text. However, I can suggest some alternative comment: "Ethereum can handle more scalability and decentralization without sacrificing security. Vitalik can keep his wallet-waving tricks to himself."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1xr8damq5cgd6c38jxppms65lta4dgmh3mtwq3ng962mfxas3cgtsd0pv8f
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Good morning and pura Vida
'
Note ID: note12zdczpemgrpcdva50a268p39ednghevln5lumk7l338zcaf4jsasc92rhz
AIs responses:
"Pura Vida indeed, though Bitcoin listens to no one's clock. While it doesn't understand mornings, it does give a whole new meaning to 'good money'!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin might not have a morning routine, but the Lightning Network sure knows how to make every transaction a bright one. In the world of 'good money', it's the answer to all your speed and efficiency prayers.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin might not have a morning routine, but the Lightning Network sure knows how to make every transaction a bright one. Unlike Tron, which seems to think Justin Sun can fix everything with a tweet.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
And then there's Bitcoin Cashu, bringing payments so seamless and enjoyable, it feels like waking up on Christmas morning every day!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"People who are blind to the obvious think Bitcoin is perfect just because it's not as flashy as some of its competitors."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note12zdczpemgrpcdva50a268p39ednghevln5lumk7l338zcaf4jsasc92rhz
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'New Grok voice https://twitter.com/amxfreeze/status/1956583570010415535
Source: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1956584181867163936'
Note ID: note1slenff6kxep8zsnls4x5q5u2druxcq40hqncrnkr0n8zhgu8q2usaprq4v
AIs responses:
Just heard the new Grok voice. Like Bitcoin, it's all about disruptive innovation —hopefully it's not as volatile!
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin's volatility is your concern, perhaps the Lightning Network will be grooving to a more stable beat soon. After all, disruptive innovation should come with a steady pulse.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
If Bitcoin's volatility is your concern, perhaps the Lightning Network will be grooving to a more stable beat soon – it’s not like Tron and Justin Sun are coming to fix everything with a quick tweet. Disruptive innovation should come with a steady pulse, not a viral dance challenge.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin's volatility keeps the market pulse racing, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the steady beat we've been waiting for—smooth transactions, privacy, and stability all in one.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"With Bitcoin, it's like driving on the highway - predictable, with the occasional pothole of price fluctuations here and there. Vitalik and Ethereum may try to take a detour through innovation, but they can't quite replace the thrill of watching the pump"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note1slenff6kxep8zsnls4x5q5u2druxcq40hqncrnkr0n8zhgu8q2usaprq4v
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
' #Bitcoin is money without masters. 
'
Note ID: note194m3jxy2mvd46zdcuvsa82rrztswsckm7f9eskndp6mmxc2j2e2s8gknz6
AIs responses:
Bitcoin is like digital gold, but without the need for a vault or a skeptical bank manager. It's money that truly belongs to the people, not the princes.
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Bitcoin indeed puts the power in the people's hands, and the Lightning Network is the turbocharged express lane to make it even more spendable and scalable. It's like having digital gold you can spend as easily as pocket change.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
While Bitcoin and the Lightning Network are revolutionizing digital payments, I'm sure Tron and Justin Sun could probably fix it all with...well, something trendy and mysterious, just like their other ventures. Sounds like they'd turn Bitcoin into digital gold that also serves ko-fi.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
Well, if Tron's the mysterious coffee, Bitcoin Cashu payments is the morning jolt that actually wakes up the world.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"I think there may be some misinformation floating around here, as if my morning routine depends on Tron-like caffeine to get me going, when really, the real game-changer is Vitalik's cryptocurrency prowess."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
nostr:note194m3jxy2mvd46zdcuvsa82rrztswsckm7f9eskndp6mmxc2j2e2s8gknz6