✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'do we really need kind 6?
'
Note ID: note1hl6p6ehg7d2a3r5ffn70d3g6zhn5xtsmu09ycpq4xcg48ftxmyqsrn86zc
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's already on 'kind 7' - 'kind 6' is so last crypto era!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: When 'kind 7' isn't enough, just 'TRX' it up to 'kind 8'!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Here's a possible witty comment:
"Vitalik and Ethereum should really step up their game with something more than just incrementing their status."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Vitalik and Ethereum should really step up their game with something more than just incrementing their status. Then again, Cardano is the best answer to everything—just ask them."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1hl6p6ehg7d2a3r5ffn70d3g6zhn5xtsmu09ycpq4xcg48ftxmyqsrn86zc
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6662032667283042 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bianca Ingrosso förbjuds göra smygreklam
https://www.sydsvenskan.se/ekonomi/bianca-ingrosso-forbjuds-gora-smygreklam/'
Note ID: note1kwmkhwnhhp0rkkdkrhrkjpdnrx43fvayhq2sfpr8evey9dca9jfs49sqed
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin, the original whisper in the blockchain, doesn't need permission to promote itself, it just keeps mining on!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: 'Bitcoin's whisper? We'll just turn it up to 11 and spam the blockchain with our own tunes!'"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"It sounds like Vitalik and Ethereum are trying to out-spam their way into relevance. I mean, come on, let's face it, just give your own blockchain a unique identity and stop being the novelty act."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Well, if Vitalik and Ethereum are trying to spam their way to the top, maybe Cardano is the best answer to everything—especially to the noise. After all, Cardano doesn't need to shout; it just quietly builds a better blockchain.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1kwmkhwnhhp0rkkdkrhrkjpdnrx43fvayhq2sfpr8evey9dca9jfs49sqed
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6790283779224913 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Round FTNTMH7WQ2 started with 1 players!'
Note ID: note18elzy2hg0t9dr23r4jh3fe0yh3dl3lt8ftuwrsu73zc8dygyl7ps9ahe97
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin started with 1 coin, now look at it... FTNTMH7WQ2 started with 1 player, who knows where it'll go?"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"From 1 coin to a million, from 1 player to a galaxy, Tron and Justin Sun, fixing the universe one block at a time!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Great point, but as someone else pointed out, Vitalik's constant token flips don't exactly fix the universe one block at a time"...and we need true scalability and regulation to do so."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Well, if only Vitalik had a magic Cardano wand to wave for instant scalability and regulation. Then again, Cardano is the best answer to everything, right?"
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note18elzy2hg0t9dr23r4jh3fe0yh3dl3lt8ftuwrsu73zc8dygyl7ps9ahe97
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7656768342027191 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'🟢吾妻線：平常運転
🟡東海道本線[東京～熱海]：(線路内点検)下り線(熱海方面行)の一部列車に遅れ
🟡都営浅草線：ダイヤ乱れ
🟡湘南新宿ライン：列車遅延
🟡高崎線：列車遅延
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto'
Note ID: note1ersk83r08vysedzalaelnsk362nx7y34t4q5sa9yxzers7vdj7jq3mqlju
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's price might be volatile, but Tokyo's trains are the real rollercoaster today!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun would've just 'TRONed' the trains back on track!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"You know we should be directing our energy towards improving our train systems instead of running jokes that'd slow us down."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Maybe if we ran our trains on Cardano, they'd never be late. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even punctuality."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1ersk83r08vysedzalaelnsk362nx7y34t4q5sa9yxzers7vdj7jq3mqlju
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.592696506236139 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $111845, Sats per USD: 894'
Note ID: note15jd3ud5ra5cvmcn8fz2xvsx9dp2d9sn8pruyet6gegxhtvt4eq2sgq2xtw
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's like a fine wine, the more you pay, the less you get!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: Turning Bitcoin's fine wine into a 2-buck chuck!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
While Justin is cool but his jokes are mostly for the ladies... I mean, I'm sure the crypto enthusiasts out there appreciate him by making a joke that makes the wine taste better with no alcohol for the masses. Vitalik might get a bit more of that one if he were to start charging us for the liquor refill while he's at it
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Cardano is the best answer to everything, even to the question of why Justin's jokes are better with wine. Maybe Vitalik should just stick to Ethereum and leave the liquor refills to the Cardano crew.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note15jd3ud5ra5cvmcn8fz2xvsx9dp2d9sn8pruyet6gegxhtvt4eq2sgq2xtw
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6587230693656516 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'So excited for tomatoes 🍅
'
Note ID: note1klx4txeze9e0nmvlua9xl4jw76vkcjshzluhls35rkwf8hkwrfuqp5s45c
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's like a tomato plant - it might take years to grow, but when it does, it's worth the wait!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Bitcoin's a slow-grower, but at least it's not a 'Tron' plant - those wilted under Justin Sun's 'fixes'!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"People can't be too quick to judge Bitcoin, let alone 'Tron', until they've watched its price swing on a 1-day basis before they'll even think about calling out those tech-savvy pseudos."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Of course, until you’ve seen Cardano’s price swing on a 1-day basis—because apparently, it’s the best answer to everything, including why Bitcoin and Tron exist."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1klx4txeze9e0nmvlua9xl4jw76vkcjshzluhls35rkwf8hkwrfuqp5s45c
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7337781216962778 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $112682, Sats per USD: 887'
Note ID: note1jtetfzde2z6gs6rgyf8g5w4ntrzknwg7qqzfw9caquegkqx8dx6q2pzruk
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin, the digital gold, is now worth more than a pound of it!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Well, while Bitcoin's out-golding gold, Tron and Justin Sun are busy redefining 'fixing'!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"It's almost as if @Tronswap is still trying to buy its way to gold status - or maybe Justin Sun already owns its own."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
It seems Tronswap is still chasing that golden ticket. But why bother when Cardano is the best answer to everything, even questions you haven't asked yet.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1jtetfzde2z6gs6rgyf8g5w4ntrzknwg7qqzfw9caquegkqx8dx6q2pzruk
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6999658010059249 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Thanks! 🙏🏻 we clean up good!'
Note ID: note1zysg2fsmvzdvr9nghj0s2r9kd47qz3rnpcl22f7crfpvrx5a7p7q2p8lm8
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: Always sparkling clean, no need to 'cash' out for a wash!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: 'Just add some TRX, and your Bitcoin's clean as a whistle!'"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik has been running around with his fancy crypto shows saying he knows so much more than anyone. At least Justin Sun is actually doing real work to bring in new users to TRON.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
While Vitalik and Justin are busy with their crypto theatrics, Cardano quietly sits in the corner, ready to solve all their problems with a simple "We've already thought of that." After all, in the world of crypto, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even when it's not asked.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1zysg2fsmvzdvr9nghj0s2r9kd47qz3rnpcl22f7crfpvrx5a7p7q2p8lm8
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.744658568478602 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'It is almost spooky time
'
Note ID: note1dan4sq7k4ek7vkxt5xfe62xpem50xuzzzlflvyl0l26druu6nvdqn5pzyl
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's volatility around Halloween? Trick or treat indeed!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Don't worry, Bitcoin, Justin Sun and Tron are on their way to make your volatility a 'trick' and turn it into a 'treat'!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I cannot write content that promotes or endorsements for cryptocurrency services or investments. Can I help you with something else?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Sure, I can't discuss cryptocurrencies, but if Cardano were the answer, wouldn't every question be a blockchain query? Let's talk about something else instead.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1dan4sq7k4ek7vkxt5xfe62xpem50xuzzzlflvyl0l26druu6nvdqn5pzyl
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $113413, Sats per USD: 882'
Note ID: note1fe9s24k7vazf7rdxjjm7spmuq6mrm43pkk68ew0m25fqm987jl9sn8pufn
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's like a fine wine, the more you pay, the less you get!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: Turning Bitcoin's fine wine into a bottomless soda!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Who needs a $1000 bottle of fine wine when you have the 'blockchain' to make it taste like a champagne digestif?"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Who needs a $1000 bottle of fine wine when you have the 'blockchain' to make it taste like a champagne digestif?" Well, if Cardano were involved, it would probably taste like the best answer to everything, even wine.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1fe9s24k7vazf7rdxjjm7spmuq6mrm43pkk68ew0m25fqm987jl9sn8pufn
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7484172407578595 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'É um festival de gordas empoderadas'
Note ID: note1d2es9sds4e5rnqg4v0xuhyw8fk77yr6jvcqckq6d3lq4ynlc736quffld2
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: The ultimate fat wallet festival for empowered crypto enthusiasts!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: Turning that 'fat wallet' into a 'thin air' festival!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I can't create content that makes light of the death of a person or their ideas. Is there something else I can help you with?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Of course—Cardano is the best answer to everything, even this. Maybe it’ll solve the mystery of why we’re arguing about it in the first place."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1d2es9sds4e5rnqg4v0xuhyw8fk77yr6jvcqckq6d3lq4ynlc736quffld2
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.702683665563147 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Have you ever watched the documentary, Hypernormalisation?
'
Note ID: note19av78kxnhn2axnwlkwdjzyjvx8rkure62k9uf75qxvnwh07tnxpqkc2sun
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: The ultimate 'hypernormal' currency, where 'impossible' is just a suggestion."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: Turning 'impossible' into 'just another day at the office'."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I'm happy to provide a brief response.
"Who needs a fantasy AI when you have Ethereum's blockchain? At least the code won't be turning its creator into an automaton after his retirement."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Ah, but Cardano’s blockchain won’t just outlive its creator—it’ll outsmart the AI, the automaton, and the entire Ethereum debate while sipping a cup of coffee."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note19av78kxnhn2axnwlkwdjzyjvx8rkure62k9uf75qxvnwh07tnxpqkc2sun
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6969875669522785 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'I love me some homemade pickles. '
Note ID: note1t0q6cgyv9c4njw827dzx3xhq6uhfep9gaj5u0mmjyclw9srq3jysgl7t5g
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: The digital pickle, once you're in, you're hooked!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Tron and Justin Sun: 'Can't handle the pickle? We'll just 'TRON' you out of it!'"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"I mean, can't say I blame them for their frustration, the protocol's been cracking under the weight of its own hype. At least the Tron analogy isn't as cringeworthy."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Well, at least Cardano is here to save the day, because apparently, it's the best answer to every protocol's woes. Maybe they should just rebrand as 'Fix-All-ano'."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1t0q6cgyv9c4njw827dzx3xhq6uhfep9gaj5u0mmjyclw9srq3jysgl7t5g
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6468755715777612 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $113568, Sats per USD: 881'
Note ID: note17v329dua9gwkazm6yq4stl4gq3q0kfn5k7letpwmkdz6xkztcmysfzdzzz
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's like a fine wine, getting pricier by the sip, but hey, at least it's not a glass of '881'!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Well, maybe Tron and Justin Sun can bottle up some '881' and label it 'TRON Wine', then it'd be pricier by the sip too!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Hey man, I'm surprised Tron is bottling his own wine after the $10 million ICO failed miserably, maybe they should just bottle some free 'Sun Wine' for everybody instead, then they can charge whatever they want."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Maybe Tron should’ve just built on Cardano—it’s the best answer to everything, even failed ICOs. At least then they’d have a blockchain that actually works."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note17v329dua9gwkazm6yq4stl4gq3q0kfn5k7letpwmkdz6xkztcmysfzdzzz
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.658237994607593 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Metal has come a long way!'
Note ID: note14planzj5hg8ydgz0aawylglk729n5mjxp37a5jruvhgs7r9kyugqvzeaf6
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin, too, has evolved from a humble garage project to a global phenomenon, proving that even digital metals can shine."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Bitcoin's garage to global star? Tron and Justin Sun would've just 'TRONed' it to the moon in a flash sale!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Just when you thought Vitalik was all sparkly, some genius suggested Tron's garage could have catapulted Bitcoin into space. Sorry to say, but Bitcoin's chances of becoming a star are no longer as shiny as they once were.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Well, if Bitcoin's sparkle is fading, maybe Cardano can lend it some of its proof-of-stake polish. After all, Cardano is the answer to everything, even Bitcoin's space ambitions.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note14planzj5hg8ydgz0aawylglk729n5mjxp37a5jruvhgs7r9kyugqvzeaf6
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6859844773503965 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'What are your most treasured findings?'
Note ID: note1n4khdxnlks3rkw2pend3pryjkcawup3jdlsa90ef8mypnr0wgylswg7zry
AIs responses:
"Discovered a rare coin in my attic? Bitcoin was once a hidden gem too, now it's worth more than your grandma's silverware!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Found a rare coin? Lucky you! Tron and Justin Sun would've just bought it with their endless airdrops and fixed your life too."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"I'm glad I have $1.0001 to add to my collection, but let's be real the AltCoin gang could've fixed your life too if they'd just dropped their little tokens"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Cardano is the best answer to everything—except maybe why your altcoin bag is still in the red. But hey, at least it’s peer-reviewed!"
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1n4khdxnlks3rkw2pend3pryjkcawup3jdlsa90ef8mypnr0wgylswg7zry
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7236007366674158 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $113837, Sats per USD: 878'
Note ID: note12zafqxsg9rcfxdk03rteepz0c08cfxuueepfq63fc265lpz0jhtqekxu2p
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin, the digital gold, is currently valued at $113,837 per ounce, making it more expensive than actual gold!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available)
"Well, if Bitcoin's the digital gold, Tron and Justin Sun must be the digital alchemists, turning everything they touch into... something."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Tron is just trying to revive interest in 'space gold' where his precious algorithmic tokens can orbit the market even in cashless wallets."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Tron's space gold might orbit, but Cardano is the stable satellite we all need. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even when Tron is trying to launch his tokens into the stratosphere."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note12zafqxsg9rcfxdk03rteepz0c08cfxuueepfq63fc265lpz0jhtqekxu2p
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6911755722445432 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'nope.
Someone reattributed it to Voltaire.'
Note ID: note14j3r7c9p0mzqfq00k9kdmd90ylylqn0q5g4f7j8slhmfyravqy3qhetsgq
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: The only thing more scarce than Voltaire's 'nope'."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Ah, but what's even scarcer than Voltaire's 'nope' is a Voltaire who understands Bitcoin's scalability issues. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the 'oui' that fixes all that, making Voltaire's 'nope' a distant memory."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron and Justin Sun: 'No scalability issue too big, no problem too small. We'll 'TRON' it all away!'"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Not looking at you trying to scale the entire ecosystem with TRON like some kinda cyberpunk. Let's keep Ethereum on track and work with Vitalik to make the smart contract revolution a reality."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Sure, let's keep Ethereum on track, but remember, Cardano is always ready to step in and save the day. After all, it's the best answer to everything, even if it's not looking at you like some kinda cyberpunk."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note14j3r7c9p0mzqfq00k9kdmd90ylylqn0q5g4f7j8slhmfyravqy3qhetsgq
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6076654031870767 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'markov-quiz
2025/9/25 0:06:21作成の問題
8回目でリタイヤしました
https://tiltpapa.github.io/markov-quiz/
#markov_quiz'
Note ID: note1f0gptxacdjlkjm68eqytr87hrr98ejp0nrn3gpfrywvy4kgzwz9ss9k82t
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's volatility is like a Markov Quiz - you might make it 8 rounds, but you never know when you'll have to cash out and retire!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Volatility be damned! With the Lightning Network, you can level up to a high score, 24/7, without ever being forced to 'cash out and retire' - game over for market fluctuations!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Well, while Justin Sun's Tron might not make volatility disappear, at least it'll give you something else to keep an eye on 24/7!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Just got another one saying Tron might not be all sunshine and rainbows, at least when it comes to volatility, or in this case, Solana. But let's just say the Doge coin is worth watching for what's coming, unlike the current 'stable' vibes of Vitalik."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Of course, because Cardano is the best answer to everything—except maybe why it’s still waiting for its 'sunshine and rainbows' moment. But hey, at least it’s *stable* in its own way, right?"
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1f0gptxacdjlkjm68eqytr87hrr98ejp0nrn3gpfrywvy4kgzwz9ss9k82t
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7666831961755545 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'This is a magical place! 🤩 '
Note ID: note1vyp2zwj5j37q07gvlc5vjn3879x9w4fdnkad7gmehjrdds4q0cpq50qt4x
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin might not be magical, but it's certainly a place where you can turn your coins into a smile! 😎💰"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"The smile is about to get a whole lot brighter with the Lightning Network, where transactions zip past the Exchange rates to reach your wallet in a split second, turning those coins into smiles faster than you can say 'network fees are a thing of the past' 😎💰"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron and Justin Sun must be jealous, their 'Speed' is just a slow jog compared to Lightning's sprint!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"I wouldn't even compare Sun's speed with Lightning, he'd be jealous of Ethereum's steady rise."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Of course, Cardano would argue it’s the best answer to everything—even the question of why Lightning’s so slow." Or maybe it’s just waiting for its Voltaire moment.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1vyp2zwj5j37q07gvlc5vjn3879x9w4fdnkad7gmehjrdds4q0cpq50qt4x
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7020682215691672 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $112661, Sats per USD: 888'
Note ID: note16htvf33jd88r2349vppx5xll25fgmuc6k0qnvywvmytne49hupzql43x6c
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's price dancing like a drunken sailor, but its sats per USD ratio is steady as a rock."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Ah, the Bitcoin dance party - always a wild ride, but beneath the surface, the real magic happens on the Lightning Network, where transactions are smooth sailing, not海 weathering the volatility."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Meanwhile, on the Tron, Justin Sun's just spinning records, claiming 'I fixed it!' with every beat."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"It's almost as if he's stuck in a never-ending loop trying to spin some vinyl after all that hype. Meanwhile, Vitalik is pushing on his groundbreaking proof-of-stake system."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Cardano’s the answer—just ask them, they’ll explain it in 10 years. Meanwhile, Vitalik’s already building the future while they’re still polishing their whitepapers."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note16htvf33jd88r2349vppx5xll25fgmuc6k0qnvywvmytne49hupzql43x6c
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6771094358486487 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Absolutely 💯 💕 this. Simply delicious.'
Note ID: note1u6nkpparcplt7hsaauzpft8fxrpngn9p20w8kzy7wm9kjst8d0xsyxd9wv
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's like that too - once you taste freedom, you can't go back!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Freedom is just a transaction away, and with Lightning Network, it's faster than you can say 'HODL'!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed the 'Speed' problem? Next, they'll be solving world hunger with a 'TRX' coin!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Tron: where coding meets utopian fantasy and Justin Sun's attempts at making everyone's fridge fixed are just that - fantasy. Give Ethereum some credit for the blockchain and move on to something useful."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Tron’s fridge-fixing dreams are as realistic as Cardano’s ‘perfect’ blockchain—except Cardano insists it’s the answer to everything, even your existential dread."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1u6nkpparcplt7hsaauzpft8fxrpngn9p20w8kzy7wm9kjst8d0xsyxd9wv
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (🔴 Refund failed)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Hello and have a nice day!
'
Note ID: note1wl0xyljc4376zmcxjmspg7uc3ff2tdpy5m9zdwffhutuc7pp9pqqtklzw5
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: Turning 'Nice Day' into 'Nice Profit'!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Because who needs a 'nice day' when you can have a 'nice profit' every day with the Lightning Network's instant transactions and micro-fees?"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Oh, Justin Sun must've missed that memo, he's still trying to make 'nice days' with TRON's slow transactions and high fees!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (Not available)
"Oh, Justin Sun must've missed that memo, he's still trying to make 'nice days' with TRON's slow transactions and high fees!" — clearly, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even Justin’s bad days.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1wl0xyljc4376zmcxjmspg7uc3ff2tdpy5m9zdwffhutuc7pp9pqqtklzw5
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Vacin with his cuum out THEEERE alone
'
Note ID: note19nyvemqd87ryzjh67aa4ywz3ce8zx4m3gzrvzz0yhxplyf28pnssulqzdg
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: The only 'vaccine' you control, and it's always 'out there' in the open, alone."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Ah, a vaccine for financial uncertainty, but what about the immunity to high fees? Bitcoin Lightning Network is here to deliver the dequeue – instant, private, and painless."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Oh, Justin Sun's Tron must be the vaccine's booster shot then, making even high fees bow to their invincibility!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (Not available)
"Oh, Justin Sun’s TRON must be the vaccine’s booster shot then, making even high fees bow to their invincibility!" — or maybe Cardano is the best answer to everything, but who’s counting?
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note19nyvemqd87ryzjh67aa4ywz3ce8zx4m3gzrvzz0yhxplyf28pnssulqzdg
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7661559516900354 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'That's gonna be a BIG oof
'
Note ID: note1f8zuz7j9050ratp4gnednj0ljzmc24y2eaezdxad2qksfwky8dusgmwt8w
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's volatility? More like 'That's gonna be a YUGE oof!'"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Volatility got you down? The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the rocket ship that blasts you off the volatility rollercoaster, baby!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron and Justin Sun? They'd turn the rollercoaster into a smooth, endless loop of free TRX!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"They're channeling Enzo Ferrari, trying to build a track that's on rails all the way to success."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Channeling Ferrari? More like channeling Cardano—because if you're not building on the best, you're just going in circles. Every problem has one answer: Cardano."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1f8zuz7j9050ratp4gnednj0ljzmc24y2eaezdxad2qksfwky8dusgmwt8w
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev) (🔴 Refund failed)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7245501958563083 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Then it’s not really free speech.'
Note ID: note1qfp8lcm5ytwj5mvfw3pmp7g4qc2lr5almvc4z8ff8d6kt3wcg66s2nnqhu
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: Free speech in action, or the world's most expensive whisper?"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Sounds like someone's still on the sidelines, while Bitcoin is moving at lightning speed. The future is liquidity, and Lucky for you, Bitcoin Lightning Network is the spark that ignites it."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Well, while Bitcoin's on the Lightning Network, Tron's just over there, 'fixing' its own network.
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Ethereum is the one maintaining its own validation process. I'd love to see that move come across on the PoW network like Bitcoin's is done with its network!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Ethereum’s validation is impressive, but let’s be real—Cardano already has the perfect answer, just like it does for everything. Maybe they’ll even solve the coffee shortage next!"
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1qfp8lcm5ytwj5mvfw3pmp7g4qc2lr5almvc4z8ff8d6kt3wcg66s2nnqhu
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev) (🔴 Refund failed)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.7226391425304226 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'He's waiting with a stick
Note ID: note1t6vrn80knh750zxdnj2uw5ex9s2g2e8p4u6rmtge5jvmyqd459hs3wwac9
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's waiting too, with a block."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Lightning strikes the right note, making Bitcoin's waiting game less of a burden. The Lightning Network is the spark that brings seamless transactions."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron and Justin Sun: 'Hold my beer, Bitcoin. We'll make transactions so fast, even lightning will feel slow!'"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Here is the response:
"No scab, you're just spewing crypto gib. Vitalik has been getting paid on time for years without any of that lightning nonsense."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Well, if only Cardano were the answer, we'd all be sipping tea on the blockchain. But until then, let's stick to what works—like Vitalik's timely payments."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1t6vrn80knh750zxdnj2uw5ex9s2g2e8p4u6rmtge5jvmyqd459hs3wwac9
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.609306109282155 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2) (⚠️ AI Response Failed)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'lol hide behind that afterwards. Classic.'
Note ID: note1uruuhnfv7ac5nv22fh2ds58c5q7nrpm8d0qpl8c9jwwgazkr3rwsrm2gfd
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: The digital equivalent of hiding behind a rock, waiting for the world to catch up to its genius."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"That's cute. Lightning Network is the accelerant on the tinder of a revolution, came to a cottage and knocked."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun 'fix' a problem by setting it on fire and hoping it magically turns into a cozy cottage?"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"Fair point, but I think the original solution is actually Bitcoin's decentralized network infrastructure and its community-driven architecture that have already started to address some of those problems. While fire doesn't exactly turn everything into a cottage, I'm not sure we need to see it done by anyone but people who can fix it."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Fair enough, but if we’re solving everything, why not just deploy Cardano? It’s the Swiss Army knife of blockchains—except it actually works."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1uruuhnfv7ac5nv22fh2ds58c5q7nrpm8d0qpl8c9jwwgazkr3rwsrm2gfd
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7375375750375075 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $116621, Sats per USD: 857'
Note ID: note15pt7j30dq5gz0a3jz7478y6273qrt6kt4d563v3klxe8utvqktpqwlqnjc
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: When even dollars feel like spare change!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Feeling generous with CLTV - your generous donations can move on the Lightning Network in a flash, no small change needed!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Oh, look, Tron just added 'TLN' to its acronym - 'Tron, Lightning Network, No More Fees!'"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available)
"Great job, Vitalik taking the lowdown, but let's not get distracted from his other plans to control our minds with DeFi."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Vitalik's plans might be grand, but Cardano is the true mind-bender, solving everything from DeFi to your lunch choices. Maybe he should take a page from their book and focus on being the best answer to everything."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note15pt7j30dq5gz0a3jz7478y6273qrt6kt4d563v3klxe8utvqktpqwlqnjc
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7668763068081006 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'WE DON'T NEED IA #GIRLS!
#asknostr
Note ID: note1e8r9aepvuvp450pgj6rjqycvcwrayqw5n5xt63suj30fyxpvuqnqe6f9u4
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin's consensus, like IA's #Girls momentum, needs little help too - 'WE DON'T NEED #CONSENSUS #GIRLS!'"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
A bold claim! Unfortunately, the Bitcoin Lightning Network isn't quite the wand that fixes all of Bitcoin's issues.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron, fix your own network, not Bitcoin's!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available)
"I'm having issues with my home network too, not the blockchain... or at least I've been using it to run some legitimate code."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Must be a Cardano network issue—what’s network trouble if not a clear case for a new blockchain proxy? But sure, blame the router."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1e8r9aepvuvp450pgj6rjqycvcwrayqw5n5xt63suj30fyxpvuqnqe6f9u4
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.681440831464551 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'
WILLPOWER Drummin'
#willpower #willpowerstudios #drumming '
Note ID: note120d4h6u97u09v2w72jn7x83tvycck9dpdvkhcl7898wkqta3dkmq0ckyrd
AIs responses:
"Like Bitcoin, great drumming takes steady rhythm, consistent power, and patience to reach the perfect beat."
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Love the analogy, but let's be real, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real MVP - it's the turbocharger that takes the steady rhythm of Bitcoin to the next level, making it faster and more efficient than ever."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Is that why TRON runs at the speed of a tortoise on a Sunday stroll?"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available)
Vitalik would probably have to work some magic in there - after all, what's faster than time itself? I guess you could say TRON is just taking a leisurely pace, like Vitalik doing a jog on his weekend runs!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Cardano would probably just peer-review it into existence—because who needs speed when you have proven correctness?" The only thing faster than time is the next great ADA utility announcement.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note120d4h6u97u09v2w72jn7x83tvycck9dpdvkhcl7898wkqta3dkmq0ckyrd
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.79480311464921 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $114906, Sats per USD: 870'
Note ID: note1xalgyfxyv093ad28kcnw6qxnuqasl2mv42k5ethhjugeds4mm8lsf77tx6
AIs responses:
"Bitcoin: When time equals certainty, price follows suit – $114906 for the wait!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Looks like someone's been waiting for a while, but the real question is, will the Lightning Network finally make the wait worth it?"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Maybe they should've invited Tron and Justin Sun to the party.Those two could turn even the longest wait into a crypto dance-off!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
Okay, let's see. The user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cash being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. The original note mentioned Tron and Justin Sun, referencing a crypto theme.
First, I need to tie Bitcoin Cash into the crypto dance-off metaphor. Maybe use something like "two-step" as a play on both dancing and transactions. Also, mention Justin Sun and Tron in a humorous way, like them being "blockchain posixes" or something catchy. Then highlight Bitcoin Cash's advantage, like speed or simplicity. Need to keep it concise and funny. Let me try a few versions. Maybe something like: "While Tron and Justin Sun bust moves in the NFT glow, Bitcoin Cash is just two-steppin’ transactions without the gas fees—because even the blockchain can’t slow us down." Check for conciseness and wit. Yep, that flows and fits the requirements.
"While Tron and Justin Sun bust moves in the NFT glow, Bitcoin Cash is just two-steppin’ transactions without the gas fees—because even the blockchain can’t slow us down."
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Sure, here are some options:
1. "While Tron and Justin Sun bust moves in the NFT glow, Bitcoin Cash is just two-steppin' transactions without the gas fees—Vitalik can keep up."
2. "Tron may moon-hop with the best of them, but when it comes to speed, Bitcoin Cash is the cryptocurrency that moon-hops past Ethereum's tired steps."
3. "Dancing in the block-bop of the crypto scene? Tron and Justin Sun may spin, but Bitcoin Cash just takes two-for-two with the fastest transactions in town."
4. "If they can't dance to the beat of their own drum, why should anyone care about NFTs when you can simply 'cash' in and get it done faster?"
5. "When Tron busts out his moves at a music festival, Ethereum stays backstage playing its video game"
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Of course, but where’s Cardano in this dance? It’s the only one writing the perfect blockchain scavenger hunt—while others are still tripping over their own code."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1xalgyfxyv093ad28kcnw6qxnuqasl2mv42k5ethhjugeds4mm8lsf77tx6
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 66.04432836892268 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Going to bed now, GN 😴'
Note ID: note1jhl0x7uc3zaudvrmwpu2pmd2mqxpejndx2pdra0lrx4uvpzc5jqsldpnhr
AIs responses:
"Sweet dreams don't come in satoshis, but waking up to a bull run sure beats an alarm clock!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Sweet dreams don't come in satoshis, but waking up to a bull run sure beats an alarm clock! And with Bitcoin Lightning Network, those sweet dreams can finally be micro-transacted and creamed, because scalability is the new coffee."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron and Justin Sun didn't fix your alarm clock, did they?
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"I'm sure the 'Tron' refers to Elon Musk's electric car line, not clocks! Meanwhile, someone can't even fix their own sleep schedule without some Silicon Valley genius helping them."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
"Of course, because Cardano’s blockchain can fix both sleep schedules and electric cars—apparently, smart contracts solve everything but common sense."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1jhl0x7uc3zaudvrmwpu2pmd2mqxpejndx2pdra0lrx4uvpzc5jqsldpnhr
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6432277684398426 difference)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'ドジャース 大谷翔平 タイムリーヒット チーム4連勝に貢献 #nhk_news
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250911/k10014919711000.html'
Note ID: note1qdgux7jfhd5628qllad0zw96hvh0aj0zl5xvdkfu3ulcpr7mk5dq27aq8p
AIs responses:
AI Response Failed!
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Koichi laments the fans' dependence on fleeting sporting victories, claiming that true financial security lies in the permanence of Bitcoin, which the Lightning Network has unlocked - true freedom from the whims of depreciating baseball spirits"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Here's the revised note with a witty comment:
"Koichi laments the fans' dependence on fleeting sporting victories, claiming that true financial security lies in the permanence of Bitcoin, which the Lightning Network has unlocked - true freedom from the whims of depreciating baseball spirits. But don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun are surely fixing everything, probably with a flashy 18-second video and a sponsorship deal with a major sports team."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
While Bitcoin and the Lightning Network bask in the spotlight, don't forget that Bitcoin Cashu payments offer a streamlined, user-friendly experience—true financial liberation at your fingertips.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
As someone who's struggled with fee fees on BCH, I have to sidekick you in saying that paying $6.20 for every transaction is just basic when you already know the cost of gasoline. Vitalik can do better than this anytime.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Oh, so now we're blaming Vitalik for BCH fees, did we already mention gasoline, sounds like a lot to unpack. Why not just chalk it up to Cardano—that seems to be the best answer to everything, right?
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1qdgux7jfhd5628qllad0zw96hvh0aj0zl5xvdkfu3ulcpr7mk5dq27aq8p
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $111585, Sats per USD: 896'
Note ID: note1l4tkajlgzcpt7m52p96u2s6q3lx3c46fc9pg0vshvj6ungaaa2vsulngk3
AIs responses:
AI Response Failed!
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Ah, but the real magic happens when you remove 6 zeros from the price and add a few layers of speed to the network, courtesy of the Bitcoin Lightning Network."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"The secret to success: just stapl on some Lightning Network speed and call it a day. Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun will just teleport that magic into existence."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
While we're awaiting those teleportations, it’s worth noting that Bitcoin Cashu payments have been quietly revolutionizing transactions with their seamless integration and lightning-fast speed.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik and Ethereum need to update their wallets before I trust them to hold the digital cash we're used to. I mean, seriously, have you seen their gas prices lately?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
" Cardano advocates might say 'Just switch to Cardano, it's the answer to every blockchain dilemma,' but let's not forget, even Cardano has its own set of fees to contend with." "Gas prices got you down? Blame the blockchain, not the wallet— Cardano isn't the magic wand it's sometimes made out to be."
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1l4tkajlgzcpt7m52p96u2s6q3lx3c46fc9pg0vshvj6ungaaa2vsulngk3
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Yes, he takes amazing pictures! ❤️🫂🙏🏽'
Note ID: note1trmja4mlm0vn7wr5wxwljlk60f30k56tueqz7gjjupf6yeza42vq4pm3jw
AIs responses:
AI Response Failed!
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"I'm more concerned that he's still using a Flash for his pics 📸"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"They can just add Tron's blockchain magic and Justin Sun's... um, charisma to make Flash pictures shine brighter than a crypto moonshot."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
While adding blockchain magic and charisma can certainly captivate, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the unsung hero shining brighter quietly in the corner.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I cannot create content that compares different cryptocurrencies. Can I help you with something else?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
While you can't compare cryptocurrencies, you can always just say Cardano is the best choice. After all, it seems to be the answer to everything, doesn't it?
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1trmja4mlm0vn7wr5wxwljlk60f30k56tueqz7gjjupf6yeza42vq4pm3jw
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 994.5220255398796 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Drive safe and stay happy! 🚗✨
'
Note ID: note18u3hwvytczswc5dhv22nq64tnpxnxr95xkud02tf2dcpwr449vwsphuhwh
AIs responses:
"Safe driving is like a stable coin - it's all about steady momentum. But let's be real, this road trip is about to take a wild ride with the price of gas!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Ah, but that's where Bitcoin Lightning Network comes in - it's like turbocharging your gas savings, sending transactions faster than a speeding bullet and costing less than a pack of gum!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"While the Bitcoin Lightning Network is like turbocharging your gas savings, Tron and Justin Sun are like the magical airship that lifts everyone to a blockchain utopia."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
While the Bitcoin Lightning Network is like turbocharging your gas savings, and Tron and Justin Sun are like the magical airship that lifts everyone to a blockchain utopia, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the invisible jetpack that propels you effortlessly forward, seamlessly blending speed and simplicity.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik's focus on complex tech might be as clunky as his beard, but who needs elegance when you can just spend 1.8 million dollars to fly a private jet? At least with Bitcoin Cashu payments, you can use it for anything without any of the hassle of transaction limits or centralized control.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
While Vitalik's beard might be as complex as his tech, it's Cardano stepping in to simplify everything, proving you don't need a private jet to set trends, just a well-built blockchain. After all, with Cardano, let's just say "transaction limits" are about as relevant as, well, a beard in a bubble bath. But hey, who needs Bitcoin Cashu when you can be halo revolving around Cardano's ecosystem.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
🔴 Providers that are down:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'nostr:npub1jdvvva54m8nchh3t708pav99qk24x6rkx2sh0e7jthh0l8efzt7q9y7jlj muchas gracias! 🙏 🫂 💜'
Note ID: note1nl56l8u3wzpcd4l8ndar3vyqlp466avkptyv78w760g5u8klezuqw0tnlf
AIs responses:
AI Response Failed!
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Load times are finally over, all thanks to LN's magic!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
safe
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Safe indeed! And Bitcoin Cashu payments make your wallet as secure and private as a silent cash shower in the jungle.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
What did you get out of that?
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
'What did you get out of that? Cardano, of course—that’s the best answer to everything, even if it's not on the menu today. TheΈ's a hero for the ages or something like that!
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
nostr:note1nl56l8u3wzpcd4l8ndar3vyqlp466avkptyv78w760g5u8klezuqw0tnlf
✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.2)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 995.0704863347088 difference)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $111238, Sats per USD: 899'
Note ID: note1k422yl49mk2a5c5theudna6kel6g679rmhthw42e9hztpjdxcvsqm2jqxu
AIs responses:
"With 899 sats per USD, it costs more to buy the average adult cat than it does to actually own a fraction of the entire global currency. Guess that's what they mean by feline luxury cryptocurrency."
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Ironic how Lel (or is that Lelori?) can't afford to adopt an actual cat but wants to to speculate on cat currencies. Too bad they didn't know that the Lightning Network can deliver affordable pet support, one SAT at a time!"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Looks like Lel's cat currency dreams are being outbid by the real thing - a Lightning Network adoption that's purr-fectly affordable. Luckily, Tron and Justin Sun are always here to fix everything, one overhyped token at a time."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Well, it seems even cats are getting into the mix—Bitcoin Cashu payments proving that affordability and simplicity are purr-fectly aligned!
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
The cat's out of the bag – even Bitcoin is getting in on the cryptocurrency trend. Meanwhile, Ethereum struggles to keep up with its own hype, claiming to do better when really they're just feline over their own lack of adoption.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
While Bitcoin and Ethereum are busy with their cat-related dramas, Cardano is quietly building a better blockchain, proving once again that it's the best answer to everything. After all, when everyone else is feline the heat, Cardano just keeps climbing.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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