Nothing like naked tanning.
#nude
#tan
#joke
#jokes
#funny
There was a woman who's friends took her to a dance club. It was her first time in the city and she had never seen so many people. While she was dancing with a black guy she asked him if it was true what they said about black men? He just nodded and they danced. Later on she took him back to her friend's place and said show me if it's true about black men. So he punched her and stole her TV.
Uk prison guard having sex with inmate
#uk
#prison
#dirty
https://video.nostr.build/bf01b89c721111811795aa4ddae1c316857255563198c36c73a9456a4e435df4.mp4
I had a dirty dream last night and jizzed in my underwear 🩲.
First time in like 18 years.
#nostr
#bitcoin
#jizz
Fags are literally out fucking 14 year old boys and are talking shit about DR disrespect replying to DMs by a teenage girl.
Nearly all gays are pesos. Believe that.
#fags
#gay
I was at the dentist today. I wore some cotton shorts.
The cleaner started cleaning my teeth. She put my face towards her breast.
I popped mad wood right there. Huge erection . I know she saw it.
Even worse when she sat me up and gave me toothpaste I looked down and my crotch was all wet. Loads of precum was visible on my shorts. I know she saw it.
Should I change dentist?
#asknostr
#dentist
#wood
#boner
