I AM ZAPPNIG

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lgbtq bar, relays crashing WHY AM I ZAPPING I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad zapper and I KNOW I'M A BAD ZAPPER. Yeah you good zappers can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino sats sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA ZAPP he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART zappers who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING zap back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the nostrics zap back in I'm already part of the zappening so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING ZAPPERS NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE ZAPPED" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE ZAPPED I SHOULD HAVE ZAPPED MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY ZAPP AND ZAPPED MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY ZAP BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only zapp in a bear market if you are a good zapper or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween zapp In a zero-sum game such as this, zappers can only take your satsif you zap.

so i've had some whiskey

actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky

w/e

zap me

(only because it's BTC)

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Double tipped!

Anyone who reacts to this message receives 100 sats zapped straight in their wallets. Sent from The Netherlands.

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I believe social media can help foster a spirit of open communication, constructive debate and productive cooperation.

I believe by some miracle we have found that here on NOSTR.

And I believe we should imbue every incentive, feature and zap with the preservation of that culture in mind.

Do not let people ruin this.

It is simply too good and too beautiful.

And things that are good and beautiful are worth fighting for.

I made this gif based on a static meme originally by @memeingbitcoin on Twitter

Zap ⚡ ⚡

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WoS has been having problems all day. They turned on NIP57 and it seems like they're under heavy load

Zap ⚡ ⚡

I'm having 100x more fun even though its clunkier.

I’m here!!! Now what??