Yeah but it was an airsoft gun :pepe_shiteatinggrin:

Guys only want one thing...

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Got called Paul Blart by a random nigger again today :despair:

My friend is accidentally working a contract to guard a world leader currently being hunted by the CIA. He's starting his mercenary arc now. #finances

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Btw my dad gets $40,000 a month from his military retirement.

Seriously how do I find a fucking place to live? They all look the same and they will accept anybody :pepeDread:

Found the guy without AI gf :HazeSmug:

>go to Mexican restaurant in small town Kentucky

>20 year old waitress doesn't speak English :thunk_activated:

Left that hellhole, just landed in Chicago :epic: (Mt Rainier for scale)

Omw to the rape van. Anybody need anything?

:alert_blue: GEM ALERT:alert_blue:

Sex with an adult woman fetish Groyper

Installed my air conditioner yesterday and it's actually cold in my apartment today :mind_blown_boar: #blessed #capitalismkills #finance #acab

A traffic jam between Boeing Field and the I-90 interchange?! Inconceivable! :mind_blown_boar:

She sounds autistic, is she cute? I can probably save her. :epic:

They're making a Xbox Handheld system :soyjak_excited:

:smiley_coffee:

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Fuck GameStop. I accumulated like 300,000 points over a decade, but because there was no activity on my account for the year I spent in prison; they automatically deleted them permanently forever.

I did have breakfast this morning :HazeSmug:

I see both light and dark everywhere.

Going to start a petition to change the state name from Washington because he owned slaves 😏

Like text for the blind to describe the image because they can't see it :big_thunk:

My mother passed away in her sleep last night. She had been in pain for many years. I bought her a nice gift on Mother's Day and we had a really good conversation over the phone.

Now, a giant hole has opened up inside of me that can never be closed.

Why am I so turned on by this whole exchange? 😒

You may not like it but this is peak UI:

Oh no my car registration and driver's license will be suspended tomorrow without a court date because I didn't pay a $3 toll :mind_blown_boar:

Welcome to Seattle, At Least We Aren't Portland :epic:

I turned the other direction because I remembered that there's an RV/ tent city about 200 yards away :pepe_cross:

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