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"Damn it, I was having a good time ;(" -Myshkin "Every third thing he posts is disturbing" -Dagnar "SKiZM is the most tolerable account on ncd" -Theorytoe "how do you even consistently find yourself in the most creepy ass run down out in the boonies serial killer trucker areas" -Matty "I was super hungry for French toast a second ago, but now I just wanna kill myself." -JohnDarksoul "He drinks peach beer and plays starfield. He's just shitposting" -Xenophon "step aside blue faggots, a real cop is here" -BikerFren *BLOCKED* -JudgeDread

Until the 1930s, the point of being a vice president was that it was the person of the opposite party who lost the presidential election. Checks and balances etc.

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Ah yes, the classic 5am Sunday USPS delivery :epic:

So 3 hours into this shift and it gets passed down to me they forgot to schedule someone for that nightmare patrol. So now I have to do it AND this other patrol too, but I'm already 3 hours behind and I had to respond to an alarm and go back to the office to get the other keys SO I'm actually 4 hours behind right out of the gate :its_over_a:

Fuck. I have to shower and put on pants. :its_over_a:

Like it fits, but it's not a good look for a bloated middle aged guy to wear. :uncomfortable:

Did I tell you about the XXL Drive jacket I bought but I'm too fat to wear it? :epic:

I just work all the time, so all I do is sleep. My dishes and laundry pile up. I've got empty Amazon boxes stacked up. On my days off, I'm so exhausted, I run out of energy doing chores like taking out the trash and shopping for groceries.

All I do is work and sleep. :despair:

Hell naw, I live in the (Mexican) suburbs in another county like God intended.

SHOTS FIRED :alert_blue: TVD

Mfw an adult male stranger visits the vile nest I call home, while I'm sleeping in the middle of the day: