It was a joke. Thank you for your concern.
Yes, I'm saving the grease.
According to who? The gubmint? "Doctors"? My grandpa ate nothing but bacon and lived to be 90!
It was part of a 4-pack from Costco. I don't remember the price, but it was a really good deal compared to the grocery store.
Oops! All fat!

I turn off notifications for 95% of the apps I have. Fuck those big corporations, they don't get to grab my attention to sell me shit whenever they feel like it.
Oh no, I hope he comes back 😿
Catwall view from below #catstr

30k is the new floor imo unless we get some really bad news.
It usually draws down through the weekend. Your best chance at a low fee is probably late Saturday night or early Sunday morning before Asia wakes up to their Monday morning.
Me neither. That's crazy....
But if they start launching people into space in a tin can with a PlayStation controller, then I might consider it.
If I pay that invoice no one will know, but if I zap this note for 11679 sats it will be immortalized on your profile (and mine) forever.



