chris actual
23f8c7e3fb6552817e81cde9070bc8c4c343e2de8f8a02f70de8511ecbfe7a71
California
Information security faker/impostor
Aging video game curmudgeon
Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2
Lycra enjoyer 🚴♂️
EV aficionado
Friend to Orcas (in case they escalate the boat ramming)
Haver of #adhd
Grizzled #nufc supporter
I also heart #acfc #nwsl
Compulsive post editor in the spirit of clarity
Avatar: Headshot of me in orange sport glasses
Banner image: Pic inside a football stadium taken from the stands with a crowd waving black and white flags in foreground
He's going to bring his sink into #tiktok hq after all. It's good being an #oligarch i guess. At least we know his dirty hairline secret...