Couldn’t resist remaking this one as a Simply Nostr edition after seeing this episode 😂🫡

Guess where we are at?

Daddy daughter beach time y’all 💟✅

Kerr

Why use a gun?

I have hands.

My first time ever eating a fried whole crab 🦀

I know this sounds as boring as hell, but the killer use case for #nostr might be the “Verifiable Presentment Layer”.

Remember, “Electronic Bill Presentment” (EBP) of the 90s? Likely not, but that is the protocol you use to pay your online bills. Boring as hell, but critical. Now here we are almost 40 years later, still sending sensitive documents through LLM-slurping, attention-stealing email services, with nary a thought.

Today, my dentist sends a referral to another dentist via email, and I (not being party to the transmission) start getting ads.

Unacceptable.

We need something more secure and open, which I believe only #nostr can deliver being the base protocol.

Tomorrow, it will be “Verifiable Record Presentment.”

Onward!

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They're not confused- they are either clueless or opportunistic.

I like simple diagrams to think with. This is my latest, below, showing what today's 'decentralized architectures' look like, and what a 'real' decentralized architecture should look like.

My point is don't call something 'decentralized' just because you push some cool functionality to the edge. If you still have trusted entities in the middle (gatekeepers), invisible and subtle though they might be, it's still centralized.

On the other hand, a 'real' decentralized architecture pushes these trusted entities into being 'anchors', not gatekeepers.

This is what is being presented (today) as ‘state of the art’ at the identity conferences.

From what I have learned what I can do with #nostr, this is unnecessarily complicated because they are not using a cryptographic protocol at its core (like nostr).

Plus there are some very problematic components, namely, the ‘Orchestration’ and ‘Authorization’ components.

You can wipe this complicated architecture cleanly away with signed events with kinds and relays.

Why do we have OP_RETURN in the first place?

I'm sure darth was saying to use the alternative boltz access because the mainstream one reports tx's now

#DemandezLeProgramme :

1956 - Count Basie and his Orchestra - Suède / Sweden

#jazz #bigband #CountBasie

This should trigger someone.

If you are afraid of trading on RoboSats, take a look at this.

An interesting analysis of how orders end up on my coordinator.

Data extracted from the last 90 days (Beginning on 2025-01-23 and ending on 2025-04-23)

2816 Successful orders without dispute

34 Successful orders in dispute

61 Orders punished in dispute

19 Collaborative cancellations in dispute

163 Collaborative cancellations without dispute

Orders with takers (processed): 2816 + 34 + 61 + 19 + 163 = 3093

Disputed: (34 + 61 + 19) / 3093 = 3.7%

Successful in dispute: 34 / 3093 = 1.1%

Punished in dispute: 61 / 3093 = 2.0%

Collaborative cancellations in dispute: 19 / 3093 = 0.6%

Collaborative cancellations without dispute 163 / 3093 = 5.3%

Successful: (2816 + 34) / 3093 = 92.1%

So if you are with a peer in a trade on RoboSats, know that the probability of everything ending well is approximately 92.1%. I consider this a very good success rate. 😀

If you consider that collaborative cancellations without dispute are not a problem, the chance of a successful trade or a collaborative cancellation without dispute is 97.4%.

This morning I received 1000 sats! I was very excited until I realized that I had just sent them to myself. Now I'm excited because I can do that.

Just to point this out: Dell XPS15 is in the range of $1'000 - $1'500, which is not "consumer level" by any means.

That meme where it’s like idiot on one side of the bell curve

And genius saying the same thing on the opposite end

And average normies in the middle at the top saying some stupid shit

That meme hits hard

I feel like I’m the 60 IQ retard that luckily stumbled into bitcoin and Nostr early

Saying the same things the smart guy is saying but…. But in a yard way

I deep down always had a tough time with banks and governments and shit like that

I think that was the most attractive part to me.

The outlaw anarchist crazy person shit….

The revolution

That’s why I’m here