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𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦

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Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦 5mo ago 💬 1

G’’morning, fam.

:gm:

𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦 10mo ago 💬 1

Who here knows how to use those air traffic analyzer widgets to see what planes were in the air at a specific time? These were:

Heading: 270° due west

Altitude: +\- 30K

Time: 0855 EST

Location: Thumb of Michigan, approx. 10 miles due east of Lapeer

https://media.nicecrew.digital/2089dfe54e1c9a10634ccc5fc669f488c533d29db12dbdc08fca5bb2af585d1e.mov

𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦 1y ago 💬 1

No words.

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n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian:

https://media.nicecrew.digital/ffb2e7fe8054c01da4ddbcc14aa74ec324489a211b1ff38c4188ce7d3004daed.mp4

𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦 1y ago 💬 1

1) WTAF is even going on here.

2) I'll bet she's an absolute hellcat in the sack.

3) Definite rental. Do not attempt to waifu.

𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦 1y ago 💬 1

[can drink pretty much an entire case of hard cider without blinking]

What's your shitty useless mutant super-power?

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n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian:

LOl exactly i carry a glock everywhere and noone ever sees it ... bc i dont want em to ... if someone sees it then it means im bout to blaze

𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦 1y ago 💬 1

I've been carrying for so long (going on 30 years) that even I don't notice my piece. My wife has to remind me sometimes to put it up when we get home.