I have no dog in this fight but esoshaggy talks like an even bigger faggot than kinochet

Sir, the Puppyblender 9000 has been used in an unexpected manner

PSA: do not sext in fediverse DMs (you dumb nigger)

My DMs are all informing people that I am a crab

Can you really say "jokes aside" when you are the joke

Regularly unfollowing and then following people instantly to remind them I care

>looks up microplastics

wait, that's NOT a "conspiracy theory"? What the fuck happened that health officials would actually highlight a health concern?

>spinster user named Vaccinated Bussy Terrorist

what are the geopolitical implications of this

This is what it looks like when you run your own pleroma instance

Everybody's talking about ozempic but never forget the real OG

https://sleepy.cafe/media/ca22263960d15414872182e67ef266f40d5662dd1f21a494ff6212a16df7d72a.mp4

nostr:npub14gg2f7al7ef9ehju3sgpzk440jlu4vk4d49mt6eedk2kdgm96q2sak79df WELL THEN TAKE THIS 🐒

nostr:npub14gg2f7al7ef9ehju3sgpzk440jlu4vk4d49mt6eedk2kdgm96q2sak79df can you actually see reactions on nostr

Any time there's a long thread and the #nigger starts using #hashtags I just instantly x out

>youtube deleting old content

>forcing shorts in your face

they're just trying to be the new tiktok

Trailer park boys isn't doing much for me. The writing is all cliches and the jokes don't really land.

I need to get back to work today but I do not want to

I hope every goyslop brand labels their products inside and out with the niggerfaggot flag so right wingers become healthier

does anybody have guided meditation tracks that aren't "puju baboo presents recentrifize your chakrademons"

Niggas finally just made me move to a call whitelist. Sirs.

BMI and FBI sound a little too similar if you ask me