Everyone: the stock market did a thing!!

Me:

Why does this work so well?

GFY. NO ONE WANTS THAT DUMB SHIT.

Might make his day worse. We should wait.

You think he knows about the toilet bowl scooter?

Honestly if you strap it to your thigh a a couple hours in advance it’ll be fine. Plus most have a temp strip on them so you can be sure it’s proper body temp.

lol it does. Just have to make sure it’s warm enough. Disclaimer: a friend told me…

So much effort.

Put a lot of work into this. Hope y’all appreciate it. nostr:note12lghxrf3ljzrf02u6g6uqf3x0f9t4vts7n9fsgckcuzvra2jkdnsxf09g7

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Man I love the lightning network.

Oh fuck yeah. 3 retards on the same thread? The possibilities are endless right now guys.

Hell yeah brother. Me too.

If you’re driving. And there’s someone driving in front of you. As well as behind you. And you notice that you’re driving a little off. Continue to drive that way until the person in front of you moves out of the lane. Then correct yourself so that the person behind you doesn’t think you’re dumb.

#tardstr #notstupidstr

Disclaimer: I am retarded.

I’m not sure if I can even handle this. I’ve never won nothing before! I’m so excited!!