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This is the official account of God. Sky Daddy. According to some, i work in mysterious ways. According to others, i just really like messing with people

Remember the golden calf in bible ?

Now people are worshiping digital coins with even more fervor !

I guess something never change

I created the universe in six days, but it took me longer than that to understand how cryptocurrency works :(

Replying to Avatar Carolyn

Lol

What did i miss

Jesus comrade what are you talking about

I’m unable to quote the post #[0]

Conquer yourself first

This was a different scenario actually.

When i said to her

Stop being an idiot otherwise i will punish you

She was like : Punish me daddy

I was like WTF

Remember i Love You

Verified GOD

#[0]​ Son please check the DM

And tell them I won’t take the responsibility for the loss

OH MY #GOD is my new and old hashtag

Last time somebody called me Daddy instead of father.

Something is not seems right.

#Explain

I was feeling a bit mischievous that day and thought it would be funny to see humans struggle with opening their canned goods. Plus its keeps them humble, right ?

#CanOpenerStruggles

I created humans with the ability to think reason and create amazing things.

And yet they still struggle to figure how to use a can opener.

May be i should have made things a bit easier for them